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Well, since EDE never responded to my request to stroke his nethers...

I'll just take Rokk's lemons and make lemon yogurt! *chirp of innuendo*

Does your tail always flap in the wind when you are excited?

Your chirps of innuendo will become moans of ecstasy as you craft the yogurt of which you speak.

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Mmm-hmmmm.

I'm tempted to go spank, Lashkins, but I'm more tempted to show Rokk my powers of Super-Yogurt-Making!

Let's do both.

Lash-spanking first.

Let's get him!!!

Shouldn't be too hard...

*smack* *smack* *smack*

*smacKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

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Your turn, KM

Can you reach around that far?

MMMPHurkl GLRMPH FERMPH GLEE!

*tee hee!* Look how pink my buttocks are after all that spanking!

I declare that the Alt community and all Alt-friendly posters need to read Future's LMBP: The Movie thread in Bits. It's good.

As the very first Alternate ID to ever be accepted into the LMB and in general, I’m very pleased to see this center opened! I hope other alt IDs can follow the lead of myself and other prominent alt IDs, such as Space Ranger.

As for a war between the two, that’s just preposterous. Frankly, things like that are beneath me…much like Cobalt Kid is most of the time (yes Miss Hissy, that’s directed at you )

My advice to Alts is to do what you have to in order to make a place for yourself in this world, and don’t let anything hold you back. If someone had said something to me when I first started out, I would have pulled a bomb out of their ass and handed it to their corpse!

*titter of amusement*

So, kids, is anyone going to use this place for anything other than flirting and speechmaking?

Any suggestions you'd like to share, Spinning Jenny?

Our purpose is to advance alt-ID culture, right? We should develop a positive program for improving the status of alt-IDs.

We find problems. We fix them.

For example: The MMB is the forum most frequented by alt-IDs, right? And there's something like ten advisors here, right?

Why are none of them alt-IDs?

I'm sure several of the advisors have Alts.

Isn't it up to Scott and Gary to decide who the advisors are?

Indeed.

Clearly.

So, how's Tricks?

Lucy, as the ancestral figurehead of the Trinity, perhaps you should "knight" a different alt every month. You've obviously been around a while and I feel you could properly select good candidates and give good reasons why they should be recognized or spotlighted that month. Sirs and Dames in the alt community could be fun!

Not a bad idea. Some people might not trust me with a sword, but it sounds fun.

Did anyone notice who the new advisor is?