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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Ummm... Just how closely is she planning on working with me?
Miss T, you didn't say anything about this...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just what are her powers, again? Something else else about dropping beds out of the sky?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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The Present is Past
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That was certainly one kinky bed, at any rate.
Something else else seems to be up with Lucy though. Just where is she off to already on Legion World?
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Future, I believe the words to describe her motives is, take over.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wow. She could have just said that and saved herself a lot of words.  Still, I think the grand opening of the Giant Squid Memorial Center is a huge success. It seems Lucifer Lass is here to at least encourage this showcase of Alt ID culture!
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 Lucifer Lass - our dear Lucy - has come to Legion World to join with myself and Space Ranger in forming a Trinity to lead the Alt-ID community. I, in my role as political leader; Space Ranger in his role as spiritual leader; and Lucifer Lass in her role as ancestral leader and figurehead to the Alts! Glorious day! Oh, glorious day!
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*Gulp*!
You do realize, PP, that Lucifer Lass is a crazy, sadistic, manhating terrorist with an obsession with destroying certain parts of the male anatomy?
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 Well, then, I'll have to change 'outfits,' for the next time I see her. And Lucy and I may share similar goals, EDE! After all, what good is a man really?
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*Gulp*! I'd hate to be Space Ranger right now!
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great place you got here. Love all the showcases and exhibts on Alt-ID culture.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
*Gulp*! I'd hate to be Space Ranger right now! We'll keep Space Ranger alive for Nostalgia Night and breeding purposes.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
*Gulp*!
You do realize, PP, that Lucifer Lass is a crazy, sadistic, manhating terrorist with an obsession with destroying certain parts of the male anatomy? So how does that make her any different than most of the other LMB ladies? 
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HEY! I resemble that remark!
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Originally posted by Loser Lad: Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
[b] *Gulp*!
You do realize, PP, that Lucifer Lass is a crazy, sadistic, manhating terrorist with an obsession with destroying certain parts of the male anatomy? She's not just doing it to get revenge on Cobie.
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Originally posted by Kid Magnetic: HEY!
I resemble that remark! Hate to point this out to you but at the moment you don't really resemble one of the LMB ladies at all...
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Hey! Cobalt Kid isn't the reason why I want to crush male bits, either! Why I hardly even notice the repugnant little creep most days. In fact, I hardly feel spurned at all by the loathsome toad.
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Lou, my male Alts need to increase their post counts too. Besides these masculine outfits go a long way in helping me remain committed to my vows as a nun in the Order of the Breasted Virgin convent! That reminds me, Sister Mary T. is due at the LW Orphanage later. I guess I better go grab a drink at SHAKES first!
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I don't know how chaste you look in that bustier thing. Might you consider something in a containment suit?
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Do my man-breasts entice you matlock? We all wear containment suits of God's love, after all.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Originally posted by Loser Lad: [b] Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
[b] *Gulp*!
You do realize, PP, that Lucifer Lass is a crazy, sadistic, manhating terrorist with an obsession with destroying certain parts of the male anatomy? So how does that make her any different than most of the other LMB ladies? [/b] Hm, there is some honesty to this. Of course, how long before I can't help myself hitting on Lucy? Originally posted by Kid Magnetic: Lou, my male Alts need to increase their post counts too. Besides these masculine outfits go a long way in helping me remain committed to my vows as a nun in the Order of the Breasted Virgin convent! That reminds me, Sister Mary T. is due at the LW Orphanage later. I guess I better go grab a drink at SHAKES first! Really? Great! I was thinking of orgainizing a picnic with Space Tart. Want to come? And Lucifer Lass on Legion World won't be good for anyone...mark my words. We'll see when the first victim is found crunched in an ally with a huge bed on his head and his penis ripped off... (Good luck Ranger! Call me if you need help!)
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Did that thickheaded cretin really just invite me to join him on a picnic with his wife? Maybe I should join them and then share the lewd details of my tryst with Cobie to Tart over potato salad. Maybe she'll join me in neutering the cretin.
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Jeepers Miss T! You're spending too much time with Thora and Lucy! And besides, I thought it was transparent that I was going for the threesome angle
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I think I got your subtle undertones Mr. Kid. I was intimating, rather transparently, that I'd be going for the castration angle.
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Yeah, like Space Tart doesn't know that Cobie cheats. She cheats too (occasionally even with me). They both know they have an open relationship.
It's retro-kewl to be a swinger these days!
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