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I've never minded before, but every other time it's been "hurry, out the window before my brother finds out you're here!"

Now be fair, Loser dear... I've always encouraged you to stay for breakfast

Hmmm... I wonder what used to be here?

It was the Dreamataria, Abin. Maybe you, the Emerald Empress or the LMB Spectre could re-build it with your powers? All three of you have helped rebuild the Security Office on the numerous times it's been blown up.

I'm kidding of course Princess. I kid because i love!

You're always a very gracious host. I look forward to spending more time at the Embassy!

Not to nitpick, but *I'm* actually deputy leader. You're the security chief.

Why do I feel like I've just been dropped into a sitcom?

They're those things you keep mistaking for free candies over at Shameless Hussies.

That would be me. No need to be so formal, either. You can call me "Sir".

You all can crash in my wing of the gov't building until something turns up. I have some ground rules:

1) The liquor cabinet is off limits.
2) The musical instruments are absolutely off limits.
3) No blowing things up.

We'll work on the job thing later.

Trysexual Girl (pregnant x 3), Spooky Kook, Princess Perfectra, myself, Somber, Lass, Sister Saturn, Cosmosis, Starcrossed, and Alchemical King reporting for duty, Miner, sir. Oh, and Trackstar has debuted as well claiming to be part of the family. *sighs* We really need to find work on Legion World - any suggestions?

Hmm...I need a job, too.

COBALT!!!

OUTDOOR MINER!!!

I BETTER BE GETTING HIRED SOON!!!

Thanks for stepping in OM! And you are knee-deep in this sit-com now I'll try to be home when I'm not working around the clock...

Zoe, if you'd like, I could get you a job at the Security Office! We could use a few more security officers since most of the current ones are missing these days...

Hey, that's Government work right? Spiffy title, comfy chair, fat salary, good bennies and little actual work to be done? If so, sign me up!

I'll take it, Cobie!

Zoe, you're hired! Glad to have you! Just be sure to constantly report to the security office to get new assignments and pick up your check. The other Security Officers seem to be missing lately (Dev, Furball, Shark Lad, Emerald Empress, Invisible Brainiac, Arachne, Super Lad Kid and Blockade Boy) and Space Ranger is about to come off of his probation.

Lou, if you'd like a job, just say so! Plenty of overtime and great benefits. Plus, you get the adoration of the citizens of Legion World, as we are it's primary defense force.

Now, the main mission is to find Miss T and find out who blew up this building! Miss T is just too cute and sexy not to be found (and yes, not-cute and not-sexy people are a lesser priority ). It looks like it's up to you and me Zoe to work closely and solve this case.

OM, take good care of my brood!

Alright, just let me change into a skanky dress, that shows my legs and gives great clevage. It's a great intergation tactic.

Isn't that inTERRYgation?

Oh, good one. Hey, when I marry you sister, you'll actually be my sister Saturn.

By the way, is this dress showing my boobs enough?

I see you've already got a gig. Congratulations. Watch your back.

Have you thought about maybe trying out for CALAMITY, the official LW rock band?

Sorry, man. I've copped that gig already.

Hey, that's right! We could use some Lead Vocals!

OM, I barely remember who's in it besides you and I. We need to get more practice sections in...

Unfortunately, Cirque du Soleil isn't returning my calls anymore. Long story.

Lesse....We used to have a restaurant around here called The Beacon. Really nice, high class joint.

Can any of you cook? Clean? Do math? Wait tables?

Never mind, I found it! Jeez, most of these posters have missed a lot of practices...

As I recall, you were switching off on guitar and bass. If Zoe joins, it'll free you up for the guitar slot.

I'm handling the esoteric electronics. Most everyone else played percussion.

And the drummer's gone missing.

Which is a pretty rock 'n' roll thing to do, now that I think about it.

Hate to break this to you, but I'll be off on a little deal of my own for a couple of days, and I'll be kicking the Cobie Bunch back to you for a while.

If you guys need a Roadie let me know. Back at Syracuse I was Crew Chief for the University Union Concert Board. I've lugged equipment for the Julianna Hatfield Three, DefTones, the Smithereens and Marilyn Manson, among others.