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When's the T dance?

What's a T dance?

Well people more into the scene than I can correct me, but basically it is an afternooon dance for gay men. It is sometime spelt "T Dance" and sometimes "Tea Dance".

Well I'd love to host a T Dance for you Quis!

Since I'm southern we'll give it a cotillion theme.

Slow or fast dancing?

The music preferred is any type that causes the buff boys to go shirtless. So, it has to be fast so they work up a sweat.

Black-Eyed Peas at Miss T's Dance - Cotillion Style!

Dang, Quis, too bad I dropped out of the race. This T dance may have won me your vote

I don't think I'd be able to be a doormat Miss T, but I think I can handle it if you get rough

Flings axe through door, smashing into the bar.

Wipes dirty boots on Cobalt Kid doormat and starts looking for the funny little walking money.

*tee hee*

Okay? So when do we start the rennovation?

Well, you and Cobes are providing the initial funsing and likely the construction crew as well.

I'd sit down with Miss T and work out the design issues beforehand.

Alright... I hereby offer the services of Statue, Buildings and Wonderous Architecture Construction Co. to Miss T for use in the design and refurbishing of the Dreamateria into the new Alt-ID Cultural Center.

Excellent. Send me a signficant portion of the bill, and I'll sure it's properly funded.

I'll also take on an administrative role in over-seeing this is done efficiently and quickly.

Miner, once you and Miss T draw up the designs, we'll have the construction get under way.

I also think that any alt IDs interesting in working here should begin applying for the staff openings that will need to be filled.

The construction of the Feline Cultural Center can be our next project, EDE.

Well, when I said "I'd", I meant "what I would do if I were you".

But the Government Office should keep up on things, so I'll keep a hand in.

I gotcha. I think you being involved would be a good idea, and cover the government office's side of things.

I'll have EDE's main architects draw up some blueprints, and have them run them by EDE, Miss T, me and yourself. Then we'll proceed.

I think I should donate a large sum of money to this restoration.

After all, during the war I blasted it with lightning, burned the floors, cut the Foundation with Excalibur and sent that tornado on it.

How much will the expenses cost?

Gentlemen, I'd like to suggest the center be called The Giant Squid Memorial Center for the Advancement of Alt-ID Culture. or GSMCAAIC (phonetically pronounced JISM CAKE).

Wow, in honor of Giant Squid, a fallen Alt ID!

*sniff*

I'll never forget how he gave his life during the Dark Stu Saga. He showed true bravery for standing up for his beliefs, even though he was cut down by the Royal Inquisitor.

An excellent choice for a name!

Giant Squid was a true hero of Legion World, and this cultural center will serve as a fitting memorial!

I'll never forget how GS kept on broadcasting until the Omega Beams wiped him from existence!

It was a scary time for LW, and Giant Squid did his best to bring truth to the public. For weeks the Inquisitor threatened him, and he valiantly refused to leave Legion World Square.

JISM CAKE. I said JISM CAKE.

This is wonderful, with Miss Terious ingenious mind, the great architects, and my money backing this place. It will be the biggest and most beautiful building in Legion World and all for the worthy cause of remembering Giant Squid.

It's nice to see the Triumvir's work crews so busy.

Attention all Alt-IDs: Apply within to fill positions of curators, historians, archaeologists, artists, accountants, clerical staff, and many others.

As a community, we need to reach an agreement on our native homeworld (the planet Psyche, correct?), rituals and traditions, and propose a month to mark National Alt-ID History Week.

Space Ranger, as the Alts' spiritual leader, I'd like you to help me in assessing the needs of our community.

Also, once Kippers' Big Brother competition has crowned an Alt figurehead, I'd like to ask that alt to join my committee. We shall be known as the Alt Tribunal or maybe the Psychic Triune or maybe the Committee of 3 Who Aren't the Triumvirs. We'll discuss it.

Egads! What an interesting renovation the Dreamerteria has gone through! Glad to see more of a community opening up for the Alt-IDs.

Good luck in all events as you establish your triumvir in Alt ID culture.

I'm glad to be of assistance.

EDE has informed me that progress is going well and the construction should not be too much longer.

As the main investor in the place, I'm very proud of the way things are currently being handled. Nice job, Miss T!