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He'll rape you, then try to kill you, and your "pass" will just have to be his chew toy, when I tell him not kill you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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That would certainly suck... 
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Originally posted by KinetixgreenZoe:
That's why I have the Legion of Cobalt Babies.  Now that was just TOO funny! Funny cuz it's true! Well I'm naked but not sleeping yet. Join me in Spaceopoly for a new Zoe-inspired game?
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dream castle gone. needs a statue of Mom.
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Somber Lass:
Somber brandishes her castration knife.  OK, I just need something clarified here. You actually pack a knife for the sole purpose of...what you describe above?
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"Great" was not exactly the first word that entered my mind.
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So now a wedding is in the works? I get to walk one of the brides? Cool!
Since there isn't a groom, I'll have to throw a bachelor party for msyelf then!
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Oh and Castration is prohibited on Legion World.
Check the constitution out in section 4.b, or as I commonly refer to it, "the don't cut off penis amendment".
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Oh and Castration is prohibited on Legion World.
Check the constitution out in section 4.b, or as I commonly refer to it, "the don't cut off penis amendment". This is the only thing that has saved you, you understand.
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It's an amendment that I've cherished  I had to do some serious research when the Shark Avatar Beast decided to stop by last October.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: It's an amendment that I've cherished
I had to do some serious research when the Shark Avatar Beast decided to stop by last October.I was wondering why you suddenly took an interest in the law.
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Say, Cobie...
Something else else occurs to me....
Here we are, standing in the rubble of the Dreamerteria which, as you know, recently collapsed. One of our LW members has also gone missing.
Now, I may be missing something, buit it seems to be that if a similar event took place, oh, anywhere else, the area in question would be cordoned off by Security personnel and a whole bunch of investigative, scientific, and scientific investigative types would be combing the entire area for clues. Checking for radiation, evidence of sabotage, questioning the locals, you know, the usual stuff.
So I guess what I'm trying to say here is, well, what up, dog?
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 I'd make a Scott Peterson joke but SP disgusts me
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I was wondering when someone else was going to notice that the Dreamerteria had been destroyed...
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Not to worry guys, I've had people on it the whole time. I've actually been here talking to people to diverty anyone from hindering their investigations.
Miss T has dissapeared, although I have my suspicions where she may be. However, once she's found, we'll have to learn the truth about the baby inside of her...
The bombing of the Dreamataria is troublesome. With so many security officers missing and in the field (and Space Ranger still being on probation), I'm going to have to handle the majority of this case.
I have no choice: OM, as deputy leader of the LMB, I'm placing all nine children in your charge as I try to find an answer to this problem. Space Ranger, Loser Lad and Zoe can help you with the Trys, but the other eight should be safe in your hands.
Oh, and if anyone can find me these 'condom' things I keep hearing about, I'd appreciate it.
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Just so we're clear: KinetixZoeGreen is currently *not* a suspect in the bombing.
Who could be involved in this dastardly plot that we don't know about?
Food for thought: the Royal Inquisitor hates me (and Fat Cramer and Blockade Boy), and has a history of bombing things. Potential suspect #1.
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I told you I didn't do it Lou.
I'll help anyway I can.
PS. When am I going to get hired officially?
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 What's this I hear about reporting to an 'Outdoor Miner'? And where are we supposed to live now that the DREAMERTERIA has blown up? Oh, and I need a job! (we all do, really) I can't flirt my way into breakfast at the Cafe like my sisters can. *SIGH!* Why me?
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Originally posted by Loser Lad:
Hmmm. I don't like my odds here.
Let's see, get castrated, never have sex again.
Get married, never have sex again AND have to put up with an nagging wife...
I'll take the castration, thankyouverymuch... Of course, you "could" always seek shelter in the Psyonian Embassy... I would be more than happy to hide you. And we're fond of hair here 
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I just might take you up on that offer Princess. Things aren't looking too good for me out here in the open right now.
The Loser Cave is cleverly hidden, but I fear I may be trailed and inadvertantly reveal it's location, and this room at the Super Motel 6...of Space(!) isn't really cutting it anymore.
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Did I mention that the Embassy has a secret portal that links to virtually any door on Legion World? I'm sure that it could hook up to the Loser Cave, and you could enter through there. Mind you, the portal is in my personal quarters, but if you don't mind going through my bedroom on your way home, then... 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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