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Yeah, and you wonder how she got pregnant. Your going to have to marry her. Can't have talk, can we? I'm marrying purple. So you have to marry orange. We'll be inlaws. Guess that's going to cut out on our fun.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Me, *shudder* married?!?
NEVER!!!
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Don't make Cobie's kids darg you to the alter, there a damn army.
Be one of us, Lou, don't resist.
Ha ha ha...
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Resistance IS NOT futile!
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Complete Futile, we'll have sunday night orgies.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I'm down with the Sunday night orgies...
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But you have to marry, or else it's casteration.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hmmm. I don't like my odds here.
Let's see, get castrated, never have sex again.
Get married, never have sex again AND have to put up with an nagging wife...
I'll take the castration, thankyouverymuch...
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 Drop your pants, Lou. Somber brandishes her castration knife.
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What makes you think I was wearing pants in the first place?!?
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Your making it so easy, no orgies for you, say bye-bye. You'll only be able to think with one head now.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I've only been thinking with one all along! 
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Then your going to be screwed when Somber and I are done with you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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With a few very quick, very well-placed swipes of her blade, Somber shears Lou's pubic area free of its garden... Still want me to continue, Loser Lad?
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Feh, like I said it'll grow back. It always does.
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Then I'll have to keep you locked up in my sex chamber and keep cutting.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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If I had a dollar for every time somebody wanted to castrate me I'd have, well, a whole bunch of dollars, that's for sure.
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You'll get tired of all the cutting after awhile. They always do...
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That's why I have the Legion of Cobalt Babies.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Gonna try taking it in shifts, are you? Heh. They ALWAYS try taking it in shifts...
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Hmm...well then...I'll resort to the black magicks.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Yep. They always try that too. Newbies...
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They haven't tried my horny...Vicious...HOMOSEXUAL DOG.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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No, that they haven't tried.
But I'd guess a horny homosexual dog WOULDN'T be into seeing you cutting me off at the...um...pass.
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