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Anytime ma'am!

Um, how's the mother of my children? Recovering nicely?

Anything I can do to get the energy flowing nicely again?

Honey lamb, I left a vid message in your security office, explaining everything. The girls will be joining me here shortly to plan a baby shower! Cobie Jr. is going to be SO loved!

I think there should be streamers at the baby shower!

At the sight of beautiful Zoe, Try Girl triplicates and Purple immediately locks eyes with Zoe, saying,

"Where have you been all my life, cutie?" (which is terribly ironic since she's only about 3 days old, though a fullgrown woman).

"Huh? You talking to me?" Happens to glance around and see her cute little butt.

"Well, where's a pretty thing like you've been hiding."

Can I watch?

I believe you have to ask the orange one.

I make my way home to the Dreamerteria, feeling very strange.

Nausea becomes slight cramping.

I make it to my bedchamber and undress, covering myself with my bedsheets.

I drift into a fitful slumber, seeing images of two armies. Young men slaying one another in senseless rivalry. Then flashes of widowed and mourning young women. Their hearts broken by great personal loss.

I awake started and sweaty. Then I notice the moisture between my legs. Disbelievingly I see a newborn male child.

But he ISN"T crying! Instinct takes over and I pick up the child. At my touch, he lets out a joyful cry - thank Goddess!

I feed the hungry babe, worrying over the unnaturalness of his birth - as well as the other tests the Goddess has seen fit to set before me of late.

I decide not to call Cobalt Kid. He has his hands full with our leader SoM, right now. I set our son down on my bed and quickly change clothes.

When I return...

When I return my son is gone! In his place stand a fullgrown man, as naked as my sins.

Thank the Gods, I'm not Miss T.

Ummmm, Zoe, I just got back from Dr. Gym'll's office....

We're having a baby!

I'm going to require a holo-vid of the conception. Strictly for, um, research purposes, of course.

According to Dr. Gym'll, Zoe got so "involved" in our playtime that her powers unconsciously animated the residual DNA from Space Ranger's excursion and redesigned it to resemble her code - thus she just my baby mama!

P.S. I'm laying the soundtrack to the vid right now, Lou.

Sweet!

*Warms up 56" plasma screen and surround sound home theatre system*

Crap, well at least I won't get the stretch marks.

I'm not receiving visitors.

I'm showing. It's not been a week that I've been pregnant and I'm showing. Of course within that "not yet a week," I've borne six daughters and a son. But I'm still pregnant. Oh, and apparently, I'm going to be a grandmother soon, too.

I can't sleep.

No.

I won't sleep - the visions are too strong. There is war afoot and death on the horizon.

Please, Goddess, let Cobie and the children survive. Let there be no evil within me and, if there is, punish me and no one else.

When's the last time I ate? And why am I pacing? I'm losing it.....

Don't worry, you'll value me as a good daughter in-law, except when I leave for an audition, but besides that I'm there for you...Mom.

KA-BOOM!!!

What the hell happened in here? It's like a bomb went off...

Swooping down, riding Legion World's lines of magnetic force,

Yes, citizen. My mother's establishment has run afoul of sabotage! What's more she has taken leave of Legion World and possibly of her senses.

Sensing something in the air, Cosmo flies away suddenly.

Dang. Time to start hanging out at the Hootchie Hut again.

Ok, I wanted one dead, but it wasn't Miss T. so I'm innocent. Innocent I tell you. You can't prove nothing!

Hmmm. Aren't these KGZ's fingerprints all over the bomb and detonator?!?

NO!!!

If I did it I would have used my psychokinesis.

So there.

Trysexual wasn't even in the building.

No, she was in the Loser Cave at the time.

Mission: Failed!