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Invisible Brainiac reporting for duty, Queen Connie.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I just finished my search of the tesseract system.
And all for naught, I'm afraid... Damn! Who would kill the Empress?
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The monkey chucked poop!!!!!!!! Now thats comedy 
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Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
Invisible Brainiac reporting for duty, Queen Connie.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I just finished my search of the tesseract system.
And all for naught, I'm afraid... Damn! Who would kill the Empress? Mroooow! *Not to worry dear boy. Your search of the tesseract system was vitaly important. But I'm glad you are here now. This is a terrible day. And I fear it will get worse before it gets better.
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Ive spoken with the Gods...they have our backs.
And therein lies the game my hard nippled friend
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Hm... You know, I'd better hang back a bit at least until Penis-Eradicator Lad is immobilized. I'm rather attached to mine, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to it.
However, even if I stay out of PEL's range, I should be able to distract him and his sister long enough for Frio to make her move.
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Meoahahahaha!!
* That's an excellent idea. I hadn't considered the implications of facing PE Lad or NK Lass for the male members of this Task Force. So we shall have to plan accordingly and be ready for them when we catch up to them. Which should be soon, if I understood Stoopid Cat's message properly.
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Damn these time zone anomalies! Connie, are you all right, how may i help you?
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Meow!
* We're still chasing the evil twins PE LAd and NK Lass, but I think we're close. I expect to hear from Stoopid Cat shortly that he's finally tracked them down.
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I see...i know a bit about PE lad, but what about NK Lass? What are her origins?
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Originally posted by Queen Connie:
Meow!
* We're still chasing the evil twins PE LAd and NK Lass, but I think we're close. I expect to hear from Stoopid Cat shortly that he's finally tracked them down. **Yowl** Okay Queenie, I found them, they're in a cave a few klicks west of here, but we need some new suspects, those two didn't do anything to Vee or anybody else... They're Dead... Looks to me like they had a falling out and... **Yowl**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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In the silence of the cave Stoopid Cat thought he heard the sound of legs scuttling around in the shadows.
a strange scent fills his nostrils and as it did so he saw faint images of a Kryptonian powered cat and a beautiful blond girl in a version of Superboys costume
**meow**
That’s silly Superman was never Superboy
**Meow! **
Connie, I think I just saw Valor…….”
The smell of differing dimensions grew stronger as more ticks arrived in the cave, eager to drink the experiences of this dimension.
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Mrooow!
* You're right SC, they are dead, but I don't think they killed each other at all. Look, there's something scrawled on the wall above their heads in what looks like blood. Unfortunately I don't read human so I don't know what it says.
Wait! Did you hear that? It sounded like tiny feet skittering about. I don't like the sound of that, be very careful everyone.
And don't be silly SC, there is no Valor, his name was Mon-El!
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Connie, I read a little human, and I can give a psuedo-translation. I believe it says 'Wild-something'...though I can't be sure. Wild Boy? WildBoyz? Is that right?
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***interlude*** Originally posted by legionadventureman:
I see...i know a bit about PE lad, but what about NK Lass? What are her origins? LAM, Nads Kicker Lass was PE Lad's sister. They were baddies that the LMBP faced in one of the early tag team stories. Vee was instrumental in defeating them and so they are considered arch enemies of his. I think it was in the "Super Jailhouse of Space" tag team thread but I'm not certain. Cobie's history & timeline of the LMBP could tell you for sure. ****end interlude****
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Meow!
* Thank you Calamity Monkey! But if it's the WildBoyz we may be in big trouble. They're bad news and quite disgusting.
Oh my, if the WildBoyz are involved then that means....
Look out! Don't let any of those little putrid white creatures attach themselves to you. They'll freeze you in place. On guard everyone! The battle has been joined!
WROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Calamity Monkey is suddenly buried under a writhing mass of white moon bodies and legs, mouths gaping wide to fasten on to the super pet eager to drain his life experience, knowledge, and desires.
six more scuttle towards Queen Connie. Whilst a large number advance on Stoopid Cat.
**yowl**
Connie, look there's Tony the tiger
**yowl**
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MRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!
* That's NOT Tony the Tiger Stoopid Cat, defend yourself! Frio! Try to freeze them! Hrun, pay attention here we're under attack, do not let them use you memories against you! LAM, be careful they're creeeping up behind you!
Claws extended, Connie begins slashing away at the now hundred of swollen white bodies that clog the area around them. Each swipe pierces dozens of bodies and sends them flying, never to stand again. But for every one she takes out 3 others seem to take their place.
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MeoooooWWWW!!!
* IB, go for help! Warn the humans! Legion World is under invasion. The Super Pets will do what we can here. Hurry! Kid Marvel Bunny, now would be a good time to use those big feet of yours to stomp these evil creatures! Calamity Monkey, keep an eye out above us, Don't let them control the ceiling and drop down on us!
Slash, slash, swipe!!!
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With a roar of pure pleasure Hrun attacks.
Swinging his axe he despatches dozens of the creatures with each swing. Still they come.
Diving towards Calamity Monkey Hrun uses his shield as an offensive weapon as well. REaching the frozen monkey he faces a dilema.
After only a moments hesitation Hrun throws his axe down so he can lift the prone creature. Protecting Calamity Monkey with the shield Hrun tries to remove the ticks.
Two come away cleanly, but one has its head buried too deep.
Hrun stands and realises he now surrounded and cut off from the other super pets.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Mrroooowww!
*Hrun! Frio can freeze it off, don't worry about getting them all off! Move towrds the door and open a path for the others! I'll do the same!
Slash, swipe, slassh, slash, swipe!
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Hrun looks and realises he will never make it. Measuring the distance between safty at the door and himself.
He winds up his arms and......
Throws Calamity Monkey to safety.
Diving immediately afterwards for his axe Hrun is too slow.
Choking with emotion Connie see's Hrun fall beneathe a wave of Lune-i-ticks. He last words echo through the cave.
"Connie, get the pets out of here, warn the others"
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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****ROAR****
Stoopid Cat (in Tiger God Avitar Form) reaches down and Snags Hrun and his axe out of the pile of ticks.
Within seconds the two former enemies, now fighting back to back, have cleared a path through the barrage of Lun-I-Ticks.
***ROAR***
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MRoooooW!
*Thank the catgods! Quickly, everyone out the door and into the tunnel. Keep your eyes open and head back to the HQ. We must get word of this the the LMBP and help staunch this invasion!
Hrun, are you okay? Are you well enough to guard our retreat along with Stoopid Cat?
I'll take point and lead us out.
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****ROAR*****
The Tiger God slashes with claws of pure gold at the overwhelming mass of ticks
****Roar****
Hrun fights beside him, his axe cutting down tick after tick, but still they come, some now running on the ceiling out of reach.
Hrun is slowing down, his bereathing is laboured.
Stoopid cat looks at him,
"Hrumph are you you OK" sounding almost concerned.
Hrun turns and SC sees the tick buried deep in Hruns side.
"I fear not whizzy"
"here mother let me help"
"Mr Mistoffelees sing for me"
SC stares at Hrun in that way that Cats can
**Meow**
Poor Hrumph, we have to get out of here, look lean on me together we can get away"
**yowl**
Goddurn it your heavier than you look
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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*LAM enters the fray quickly dispatching several more albinos who intend to subjugate Connie...He quickly erects a force-field to protect his queen and waits for Frio and Hun to deliver a team-effort checkmate!"*
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