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MEEEooowwwww!

* Great! I'm almost finished assembling my Super Pets task force. So far I have:

Calamity Monkey - artillery (banana bombs)
Stoopid Cat - scout
LAM - aide du camp
Hrun - barbarian at large
Frio - military specialist (frost powers)

and I'm awaiting word from Kid Marvel (Bunny) - mobile operations


This place will serve splendidly as our HQ and base of operations. All that remains is to track down a few more special recruits and missing members of the Super Pets

Jinx?
Bucky the Super Beaver?
Invisible Brainiac (as the official mascot of SHAKES, he holds an honorary membership in the SP)

It would be nice to have the Porcupine Infantry along as well but I'm not certain how to contact them.

Don't know how much longer we can wait so I hope I hear from all of them soon or we will have to commence without them.

Congratulations, I'm happy to see that you are striking out independant of that Cobalt's Keystone cops.

My services are at your disposal. I'll even waive the usual fees in this case Connie, as I know how important finding your human is to you.

Just contact Bevis about the Porcupine Infantry. I'm sure he could spare a couple.

Meeeeww!

* Your such a nice young human. Thank you for that information. Now how does one contact this Bevis human?

By being Fablous which you already are!

or stopping by his boutique. Just ask for one of the Brads to direct you...

But what of the Super-Pets millinery campaign?

Queen Connie, you would look fetching in a beret. Tres French Resistance

Kid Marvel (Bunny) reporting for duty Ma'am!

Hrun, Stands alone, slowly sharpening his axe.

"Bah! we need wait no longer, let us go now I say, the love of battle is upon us"

He turns to Connie

"Super pets, Food you have taken, Drink you have taken, you have slept in the halls of your humans, now is the time to fulfil your oaths of friendship and allegience, now is the time to strike, now is the time to ride forth to rescue your humans, now is the time for WAR!"

Hrun turns and rushes to leave the HQ, but trips over a ball of yarn and falls into one of the bowls of milk lying around ending up with the bowl on his head and milk dripping down his face.

Did I miss anything?

**Purr**

<Very Loud Silent Cat Laughter>

**Purr**


**Purr**

Not Really...

**Purr**

<arrives in a Field Marshall's cavalry uniform towing a crates behind him>

I contribute this crate of condensed milk and tuna. Good luck super-pets.

*omni-com*

Looking very good, Connie! Good luck!

Mrrrooooowwww!

* I agree with the barbarian that we can wait no longer. I will leave a message for any stragglers to follow us as best they can.

Here is the plan. I have narrowed the possible culprits of this heinous act down to a very small number. Fortunately, my human does not have many enemies, but he does have a few. The Emerald Empress also been able to detect a faint trail leading from the convention hall where Vee was last seen. She is currently following that trail.

While the Empress continues her search we will attempt to track down the pair of villains that are most likely to want to bring harm to my human...Penis-Eradicator Lad and Nads-Kicker Lass!

The last information we had was that they were still trying to return the Austrio-Hungarian empire to it's former greatness. We will journey there to confront them first, yet remain ready to join the Empress should she find anything worthwhile on her journey.

This will be a difficult campaign and we must move quickly so prepare to move out. Stoopid Cat, please determine the best route for us to follow.

Lead on!

Penis-Eradictor Lad and Nads-Kicker Lass are very formidable. Nads-Kicker Lass once tried to mate with Eryk Davis Ester, my liege.

A formidable squad, Connie!

<turns to humans>
SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
<hurls poop and bananas>

I'm happy to help Queen Connie. Just tell me what you need and I'll do my best to supply.

*ducks monkey poop*

I knew that monkey didn't like us! *makes cold shield* Groooss.

Ha ha...the monkey doesnt like the human! *gets hit in the side of the head with a banana*

Well....I suppose I was just asking for that now wasnt I?

<marquee behavior=alternate><span style="font-size: 9px;">No! Not..like...this! Not....yet! Haven't.....found.......Ve.... </span> </marquee>

Rooooaaaaaarrrrr!

* Did you hear that! The Empress! Something else else has happened to that lovely Lady! Something else else terrible. I no longer sense her essence!

Someone will pay for this!

Mrrooow!

* We must carry on. The others may be in grave danger but right now I just want to bite and slash someone!

Quickly Stoopid Cat, find those two villains! I want some answers!

Ohmigod... she's actually gone. This crisis has definitely taken a turn for the worse.

Queen Connie. Stoopid Cat. Tell me how to assist you.

Meeoowwww!

*Frio my dear, you're to be my secret weapon. Few if any know of your ice powers as of yet. When we finally find PE Lad and NK Lass, those evil siblings, I want you to be ready to freeze them in place. But, and this is very important, make sure they are not frozen solid. I want to be able to interrogate them. So make sure the are held solidly in place but able to communicate. Understood?

Yes ma'am! *salutes a la Space Ranger* I promise to do my best Queen Connie. They deserve whatever they get, I'll make sure they're awake to feel it all.

Sarya!!! No!!!!

(The pain is etched on his face. During the past two years he has grown closer to the Empress than any other person here on Legion World and now his closest friend has been brutally ripped away from him.

He is a Daxamite living in a community that is mostly human. His strengths are normally kept under tight control. Normally...)

I'm sorry Connie, Frio... I must leave..

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Someone will pay...)

Mrroooow!

* We will miss you Ranger, but I understand the need. Go with my blessing and if you find the one responsible before I do make sure you bite him once for me at least.