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This thread is straighter than Blue Ribbon Beer.
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Straighter than a couple of parallel lines gazing wistfully at each other as they wend their way to infinity, occassionally yearning to become entangled and not quite so inflexible and unyielding. Waitaminit! I wonder if that's straight after all! 
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It's really hard to come up with straight things!
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
This thread is straighter than Blue Ribbon Beer. Wow. That was my favorite beer as a kid. (Don't ask.  )
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Pabst Blue Ribbon? I have fond memories of Schlitz beer... and Knickerbocker! With the little bitty brown bottles! Ah, my white trash childhood... 
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Cowboys... er maybe not...
How about Big game hunting with Dick Cheney?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
This thread is straighter than Blue Ribbon Beer. ... Nah, too easy. Straight as an arrow?
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Arrow = phallic symbol! Not straight at all!
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coming from a woman, tho, makes it straight.
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Straight acting....really?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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With apologies to Scott and Caroline:
Straight as the borders of Utah!
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Bold Flavors
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Pabst Blue Ribbon, Schlitz and Knickerbocker all in the same thread! Forget strait or gay, no one will ever have sex with all 3 of those around!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Pabst Blue Ribbon, Schlitz and Knickerbocker all in the same thread! Forget strait or gay, no one will ever have sex with all 3 of those around! Well not with any woman I'd want to remember the next morning. But since its Yankee beer I'll need to drink the full case to not remember. Pabst sells for 8 dollars less per 12 pack in Ontario, though it's now produced here under licence by a microbrewery.
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PABST BLUE RIBBON
LCBO 915249 | 12x341 mL bottle
Tasting Note
Very pale golden colour with full mousse; delicate malt aromas; light bodied with clean flavours.
Serving Suggestion
Hot dogs or hamburgers and chips
Do you think they got the typical diet of a Pabst drinker correct. Or is that anti-American myth perpetuated by the Canadian intelligensia?
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sounds about right for a drinker of our big-brewery pseudo-beers.
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Having come to this thread, I now feel the need to go to a NASCAR race, wear a wife-beater T-shirt, eat some nachos, and fart while sitting in a Laz-e-Boy recliner.
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There's no place that I'd rather be
Than right here
With my rednecks
White Sox
And Blue Ribbon Beer
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Having come to this thread, I now feel the need to go to a NASCAR race, wear a wife-beater T-shirt, eat some nachos, and fart while sitting in a Laz-e-Boy recliner. how about chewing tobacco while you're at it? And a calendar of sports cars with women in bikinis laying across them. And each morning, you meet the guys at the truck stop for some crappy coffee.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Having come to this thread, I now feel the need to go to a NASCAR race, wear a wife-beater T-shirt, eat some nachos, and fart while sitting in a Laz-e-Boy recliner. Where is the latest issue of Hustler?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Nightcrawler: Originally posted by MLLASH:
[b]This thread is straighter than Blue Ribbon Beer. My Great-Uncle gave me a drink of that when I was seven. I didn't touch another beer for almost ten years after that.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Hey, Quis, I need to work on my pick-up truck. Do you have a spanner I could borrow?
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Me? I'm off down to see the lads and fix up that steam train.
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I peed and left the toilet seat up! Arrrr!
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