Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Scandal!

Hello, this is Giant Squid, reporting live from Legion World square, the center of the Mission Monitor Board. It has recently come to my attention that there is a shroud of secrecy across Legion World, and that recent events may prove to be the foreshadowing of some new threat.

The continuing construction to Stu's mansion has begun to raise a few eye brows, and the Legion World leader has even been quoted as hoping to remain in office for the next seventy years.

Next, top ranking official Kid Prime has resigned from the Stu administration, shocking many who now believe that Kid Prime may have recognized a degree of corruption in the current administration.

In addition, there appears to be some rumblings in the Security office, although the Chief of Security, Cobalt Kid and his Security Officers have refused to talk.

Just what is going on here?

I, Giant Squid, eagerly await for anyone to comment on these issues. Cobalt Kid, Kid Prime, and especially Stu, I eagerly await for you to join me in an interview to quell some of these rumors. If not, your silence will speak volumes...



This is Giant Squid, signing off.

I have watched silently for some time, waiting for the chance to condemn those on Legion World. Finally, it appears there is a sentient here with some back bone. The Royal Inquisitor supports the Stu administration and his new aggressive policies!

And I stand ready to fight in his service to condemn any who oppose him, especially the Emerald Empress, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Varalent, Shark Lad, Cobalt Kid, Space Ranger, Outdoor Miner and Poverty Lad! Be weary, all ye others, for you might one day make me list too...

I AM pretty weary now that you mention it... *tee hee!*

I hear Giant Calamari is going to be on the menu at the Beacon soon.

First they seize the media, then they seize the guns, then they seize the gold....

...then they seize the engines

Giant Squid, I can only say no comment at this time. I'll be sure to inform you should I have anything to say to the general public later...

<but be careful, you might be bringing yourself a world of trouble...>

Giant Squid reporting back to you, Outside of Stu's mansion, the site where things seem to be truly crazy today! Things continue to become more and more strange, as both the Royal Inquisitor and a strange robot called STUbot #129 have taken up residence at the mansion and pledged loyalty to the tyrant leader of Legion World. In addition, Stu now seems to be a moderator on every board. It seems this tyrant is continuing to spin out of control, and has even threatened this reporter live on the air!

In addition, Kid Prime, longtime Legion World mainstay, may have dissapeared in the middle of SHAKES. Although this is not confirmed, my sources are very good and report that this is most likely true.

The Security Office continues to refuse to comment, although the new word through the grapevine is that Security Chief Cobalt Kid has reformed the Triumvirate with Greybird and Eryk Davis Ester, and they are currently mobilizing their armies. While this remains uncomfirmed, my sources tell me that a war may be on the horizon...

So far, only MLLASH has cared to comment, showing once again why he is the most beloved poster ever to grace the internet. We of Legion World can only hope that tyranny can be defeated.

Although I've been threated, I will continue to stand here hoping to get a chance to interview Stu, to ask him the hard questions and find out what he plans to do. Is tyranny a viable option on Legion World? This reporter wants to know...

This is Giant Squid, signing off.

Sentient,

Very shortly a Big Stink will surround this administration, and when the gas clears, the truth will be apparent.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(It's getting close to Hold Your Nose Time!)

It is obvious that the Giant Squid is the gutter press of Legion World. Hmmph!

Giant Squid, as Security Chief, I humbly implore you to be extra careful in your business. You don't know what you're dealing with, things could get out of hand...

Here is a statement:

As the new Commander of Security, the following are under arrest:

Semi Transparent Fellow
Lightning Lad
Outdoor Miner
Varalent
Cobalt Kid
Fat Cramer
Greybird
Eryk Davis Ester
Emerald Empress
Princess Crujectra
and you Giant Squid.

Robots, sieze him!

This just in:

This very reporter, your own Giant Squid, has been threatened by the so-called Royal Inquisitor! For some reason, the media has fallen under the purge of Stu! With Winema Wazzo, his robots and the Inquisitor at his side, Stu now thinks he can shut up anyone he wants.

This reporter says no! I will not surrender quietly into the night! I will stand up for my right of freedom of the press! In order to shut me up, you must kill me!

This is Giant Squid, signing off.

We can set up a mobile, pirate radio station for Giant Squid. It may be too dangerous for him to remain outside the palace.

I agree FC. Although he seems to be stubborn in his refusal to move, it would be for his own safety.

The Villa sits high on the hill and would be a great location from which to braodcast. Since I've installed fortifications, everyone should be very safe there.

HA! I knew ol' Fenyir'd betray y'all in the end! Verily would I advisest thou to keep thy neck well-protected against this treacherous canine!

Remember what he did to me:

Fenyir\'s Story

Giant Squid here, still live in front of Stu's Mansion.

I'd like to publically thank Fat Cramer, Cobalt Kid and Varalent for expressing concern about my safety, but for the time being, I plan to stay right here. Why? Because this reporter wants to interview the dictator himself and find out what exactly he's thinking. And I don't plan to play softball either. He wouldn't dear touch a man of the media, that would be breaking a sacred trust imbedded in the Legion World constitution!

And it appears that Dr. Mayaville, who many thought was a little off his rocker, had predicted Stu's betrayal months ago! Perhaps the good doctor is a lot smarter than we all think, and may be the most sane one of the bunch of us? Either way, he told us long ago we'd be betrayed by, eh...Fenyir?

This is Giant Squid, still live, still waiting for the dictator to come out and talk to his public. WE DEMAND IT.

Dig it, man.

I have here a prepared statement from His Most Congenialness.

Ahem.

GO HOME! Or accept the consequences!

Thank you.

STU's congealing??!!??? Why in my day, people didn't congeal. Dogs neither. Everyone had the proper sense not to congeal. And if you had to congeal, well you just sucked it up. That's the trouble with today's society, everyone wants to congeal. If I were running things I'd... eh? what's that? Oh! congenial means pleasant. It's not congeal? Oh Ok. Um Never Mind!

Sentient, this is your final warning. You are disturbing the monarch of Legion World and not allowing him to do his job. You are ordered to remove yourself now.

Failure to do so will have you arrested or destroyed.

Inquisitor,

Giant Squid is on public property and is not blocking traffic or causing a disturbance. He has every right to remain where he is.

Thank you Quislet, Esq!

I have the legal right to stand here, and will not be forced to move!

You have been warned twice. There will not be a third.