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PBM, East or West?

(South)east.

PBM, Which would I be most likely to find in your past - a Commodore 64, a Commodores 8-track tape, a Holden Commodore?

I did own a Commodore 64, but turned it on only once. Too much work.

PBM, when was the last time you danced in a public place with your shirt off?

I can't say that I ever have danced completely shirtless...BUT..I have gone dancing where I was wearing my snakeskin jacket with nothin on underneath it.

PBM, Which male and female Legionnaire do you think most likely would become a porn star?

Shrinking Violet (It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for) & Bouncing Boy

PBM, are you happy?

Not especially. Mild to moderate annoyance with the world at large is my baseline state.

PBM, do you consider yourself optimistic, pessimistic or none of the above?

I'm in the middle and I fluctuate. I am a worrier, though.

PBM, what was the darkest, bleakest, most forlorn period of your life?

It was terrible!

What do you mean you want details? Nah, no chance Semi, sorry but I ain't going there.

PBM, what's your favourite smell?

Cinnamon !

PBM, whats the scariest thing thats ever happened to you?

Giving birth! Women who choose to have more than one child should get medals! One was enough for me.

PBM, When you close your eyes where do you like to imagine you are?

On Legion world natch

PBM

do you get on with your in laws? (always supposing you have them)

For the first five days of a visit, yes; after that, I become especially generous in offering to assist them with things like folding laundry, packing suitcases, carrying luggage to the car, printing out MapQuest directions to their home.

PBM, would you like to meet my father-in-law?

Does he like to go bowling?

PBM, what's on tv right now?

A lot of advertisements

PBM, Which commercial do you really like, but would never buy the product?

Soloflex infomercials.

Great taste or less filling?

Great (healthy) taste.

PBM, hold the mayo?

For how long? I ain't got all day to be standing around holding this for you!

PBM, is discretion really the better part of Valor?!?

Only when you're pulling him out of the phantom zone.

PBM, how many Carggites does it take to change a lightbulb?

1/3

PBM, is there another pounchline to that question?

I'm sure there are several hundred potential punchlines to that question!

PBM, what was the best thing to happen to you so far in 2004?

My wife invited my (now ex-)boyfriend to my 41st birthday party.

Dear Person Below Me,

If a train left San Diego heading east at 80 miles per hour with a one hour stop in St. Louis and a bicyclist, capable of riding 15 hours nonstop before sleeping for 9 hours, left Washington, DC heading west at 18 miles per hour, and your algebra teacher was a really sexy southerner with a delighful drawl and a scratchy goatee and whose boyfriend had just moved to Florida, could you find something better to do than respond to this post?

Sincerely,
Rob

Not at the moment !

PBM,
Whats your most embarassing moment?

I have to edit the experience in order to avoid being censored (or censured) by the moderators. When we were young and foolish, a bike-riding buddy and I stopped near a creek on a hundred-ish mile ride around Blacksburg and Roanoke, VA.

BBZZZZZZZ << THE SOUND OF FAST-FORWARDING THROUGH ALL THE RACY, LIKELY TO BE CENSORED PARTS.>>

..couldn't retrieve my bike shorts. We rode back about 5 miles -- me without pants -- me hiding in the brush when a car came by -- to a country store where he borrowed from the owner a pair of pants for me to wear back to Blacksburg.

PBM, Wanna go for a bike ride with me in the Shenandoahs?

Sounds like fun. Let's bring extra pants

PBM, Who would you like to bike ride with?

Someone who looks really good in lycra shorts.

Wouldn't you really rather drive a Buick?