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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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Why, Yes, yes he has...  and he likes it! PBM, Why isn't everybody reading the stories and enjoying the artwork in Bits?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Because it's our secret. Shhhhhh, we don't want just anyone there AQ, then it won't be so exclusive will it!  Actually I think it's because the sheer imaginative quality and range of work is scary to the uninitiated. Not that our iniation rites involve hot pokers or such, all it takes is a look guys. Come see what your fellow Legion Lovers can do, don't be shy (like I am ), you won't know what you've been missing 'til you do! PBM, what's been your favourite peice of fan work in Bits (and you'd better say Danny Blaine's, AQ's or Mllash and EDE's excellent writing )?
Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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Sorceress
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I love anything that anyone does, all those people, they do a great job, Mllash scares me sometimes.
PBM, Does Doomed Gay Romance scare you?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Bold Flavors
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Well, I have to admit that it's impossible to have one favorite, and I'm still behind on lots of stuff, especially things written in the last few months. But overall, my favorite thing written in Bits might be Numf's "Dragons", which even though I'm only half though, has me literally crying with laughter when I read it. But I'm a huge fan of the Belinda-verse (aka 35th Century ). PBM: will I ever get the motivation to write some more Onevisions, and read everyone else's stories?
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You'd better (shaking fist violently)
PBM, You'd Better, I mean...are you having a nice day?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Not really. Still sick. Actually think it's getting worse. I hate being sick...  PBM, play any good video games lately?
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mE AM NO AFFORD vIDEO gaMES. mE AM LUCKY bIZARRO lOIS lANE nO.1 EVEN LET ME BUY COMICS.
pERSON aBOVER mE: dO YOU HAVE mONKEY pOX?
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I don't think so. Most likely just a common cold with a sinus infection thrown in just for kicks.
PBM, planning on seeing any concerts any time soon?
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Leader
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I wish. mrs. matlock and I were eying some R.E.M. tickets that went on sale a couple weeks ago but decided against it, for now at least.
PBM:
How was the weekend? Good?
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Yup, thanks Mat, I went out for a romantic meal on Friday then had a girls night out on Saturday. Whoo hoo, get me and my social life PBM, sum yourself up in five words please
Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Smart, nice, gay, male lawyer
PBM, Same thing. Sum yourself up in five words.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Old, crotchety, annoying, Cantankerous Bastich!
PBM, Make up your own Damm Question!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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hA! mE AM KNOW ANSWER TO THAT ONE. iT AM DEFINITLY yES!
pERSON aBOVE mE: yOU AM GLAD ME JOINED lEGION wORLD, RIGHT?
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Let me find my blue kryptonite and I'll get right back to you.
PBM:
What kind of shoes are you wearing today?
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Comfy ones. Black plain patent leather, sqaure toed, nice stitchwork court shoes. Which makes a change PBM, again, give a five word description of yourself.
Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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bEAUTIFUL, iNTELLIGENT, sEXY, pOWERFUL, AND rICH
pERSON aBOVE mE: wHY YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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Because if crazy wasn't one of your words, we'd know if you where a compulsive liar.
PBM, Know any transvestites?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Active
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~giggle~
Just all my mom's boyfriends
PBM, Do you want to spank Orlando Bloom?
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Er, no, not really.
PBM, who's Orlando Bloom?
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strange but not a stranger
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He played Legolas in Lord of the Rings and Paris in Troy
PBM, who would you want to spank?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Ah. Haven't seen either.
I'll spank Alyssa Milano!
PBM, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
He played Legolas in Lord of the Rings and Paris in Troy
hIM PLAY WHOLE CITY? tHAT GOOD ACTOR!!
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Loser Logan:
Ah. Haven't seen either.
I'll spank Alyssa Milano!
PBM, what would you do for a Klondike Bar? Spank Alyssa Milano PBM, what city would you want to be?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Legionnaire!
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I would want to be Sydney.
PBM, Did video kill the radio star?
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strange but not a stranger
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Only in my mind and in my car. I can't rewind, I've gone too far.
PBM, What song lyric speaks to you?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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