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Q: What does Lightning Lad wear under his costume?
A: Thunderwear
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Q: What kind of dog did Mysa get?
A: A labracadabrador.
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Q: How does Brainiac 5 keep his breath fresh?
A: With experi-mints.
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Q: How does Shadow Kid cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.
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Q: How do you get a Jovian Camelephant into the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put it in.
Q: How do you get a Saturnian Tentacaglor into the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take out the Jovian Camelephant, and put it in.
Q: Why don’t Jovian Camelephants chew gum?
A: They do, just not in public.
Q: How do you make a Saturnian Tentacaglor laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
(There are probably hundreds of Elephant Jokes that can be adapted as Jovian Camelephant Jokes)
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Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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Q: What is one thing Sun Boy gets every year on his birthday, guaranteed?
A: One sola-year older.
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Q: Why can’t H’Hrnath of Nullport Shipyards sing?
A: He’s always a little hoarse.
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Q: Why do Hykraians live in saltwater?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: Why are Hykraians so well educated?
A: Because they live in schools.
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Q: What has eight hands, eight legs, and eight eyes?
A: Eight space pirates.
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Q: What is Catspaw’s favorite color?
A: Purr-ple.
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If White Witch and Glorith 2 moved in together, would they be broommates?
If White Witch and Glorith 2 went to the beach together, would they be they sandwitches?
Q: What was Mysa Nal’s favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: What did Blok say to Mysa?
A: Don’t take me for granite.
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Q: Which side of Furball has the most fur?
A: The outside.
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Q: Why did Benn Pares take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q: What kind of shoes does Benn Pares wear?
A: Sneakers.
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¿Por qué Beauty Blaze es útil en la cocina?
Porque ella hace fuego y lava.
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