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Why is this joke like a powered-up Chuck?
Neither has any point.
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What goes most against farmboy Garth's grain?
The reaper.
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What's the difference between a sentient and a banyo peel?
Soemtimes a sentient throws the banyo peel into the gutter and sometimes the banyo peel throws the sentient into the gutter.
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(This one is copied unchanged from the source.)
Why is a neglected damsel like a fire that has gone out?
Because she has not a spark left.
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(Another one [almost] direct from the book.)
What did the sunbeam say [to propose] to the violet?
"Wilt thou?" And she wilted.
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What LSH word is pronounced wrong by most?
Wrong, of course.
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What is that which divides by uniting and unites by dividing?
Space-scissors!
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What sea is most travelled by Coluans?
Brilliancy.
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What C is most treasured by Invisible spies?
(I'll have to get back to you on this one -- TD.)
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What makes a pair of Tyroc's elf booties?
Two elf booties.
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How do you know superheroes aren't that big on the Space-Lottery?
They only ever get one chance.
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Time Trapper
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You're so cute when you're making a triumphant return!
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(I swiped these from Society Girl)
Projectra: Knock knock.
Val: Who's there?
Projectra: We are the Absolute Monarch of Orando, my Prince Honeybuns.
Val: Hot damn!
Thom: Knock knock, Nura.
Nura: Give it UP, Thom.
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Why was Tusker rejected from the Legion?
They only admit teenagers and he was getting a bit long in the tooth.
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Supergirl: I'm taking Streaky to the Space-Vet. His head has been drooping.
Brainy: Neck's weak?
Supergirl: No, tomorrow!
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Teacher: If you have 2 creds in your left pocket and 3 creds in your right pocket, what do you have?
Lester Spiffany: Someone else's pants, obviously. Really!
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Why does Brin need glasses?
Because he's fur-sighted.
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So is the Jovial Mastadon on the Jovial Attack Squad?
Oh, wait that's Jovian.
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What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, thump, 99 thump...?
Gates with a wooden limb-thingie.
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66 thump if the Jet Platform turns over.
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Ayla: Do you know the difference between a pluberry and a lightning beast?
Brin: No.
Ayla: Remind me to never send you to the space-supermarket!
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Two from Winath
Three from Cargg
What is four and five?
9!
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What's the best way to talk to Charma?
Long distance.
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What does Dream Girl take off last before she gets into bed?
Her feet...off the floor.
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How does Spider Girl travel?
By hair-playin'.
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