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#64233 07/29/03 09:00 AM
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When did the Progenitor stop being lonely?

When he learned how to make new friends.

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How does Bard Brunel hear?

With engine-ears!

#64235 07/29/03 09:32 AM
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Why did Brainiac 5 take two aspirins and go to bed?

He had a code in his head.

#64236 07/29/03 09:34 AM
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Why dis Lyle whisper 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... ?

He was a counter-spy.

#64237 07/29/03 09:54 AM
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What happens when you fall in love with a Luck Lord?

The bastard cheats on you!

#64238 07/30/03 05:30 PM
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Q: What has a horn and is found in a Winathian men's room?

A: A lost Lightning Beast
This will be addressed in chapters 4-6 and 11 of my autobiography.
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#64239 08/08/03 01:50 AM
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Why was Ultra Boy hanging around the computer?

He was looking for the Space-Bar.

#64240 08/10/03 03:20 AM
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Q: How do you catch a unique Winathian?

A: Unique up on him.
no need for that! just message me.

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#64241 08/26/03 11:27 PM
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Tasmia: Dr. Gym'll, will you treat me?

Dr. Gym'll: No! Sign the credit voucher like everyone else!

#64242 08/26/03 11:29 PM
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I wouldn't stand next to the Time Trapper if I was you.

Why?

Because he's full of ticks!

#64243 08/27/03 12:00 AM
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What do you get when you add 13 of Drura's opponents with another 13 of Drura's opponents?

Twenty-sicks.

#64244 08/27/03 12:25 AM
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Medic: You have a broken leg, a broken arm, four fractured ribs, and probably a brain concussion. Are you in great pain?

Brainy: Only when I laugh.

#64245 08/27/03 04:32 AM
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I wouldn't stand next to the Time Trapper if I was you.

Why?

Because he's full of ticks!
And he tocks too much.

#64246 08/31/03 05:23 AM
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What would Salu have called herself if she had a different favorite flower?

Mini-Mum!

#64247 08/31/03 06:57 AM
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Which of The Polecat's senses are most pleasing?

His ab-sense.

#64248 08/31/03 06:59 AM
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Garth, why is it better to lose an arm than a leg?

Because when you lose a leg you lose something to (re-) boot.

#64249 08/31/03 07:01 AM
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If the Legionnaires' flight rings shorted out, what wuld they fall against?

Their inclinations.

#64250 08/31/03 07:23 AM
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Why did Mekt skip the tour of Ireland?


He doesn't go in for Dublin.

#64251 08/31/03 07:35 AM
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How can you make Vi short?


Borrow fifty creds off her & don't repay!

#64252 08/31/03 07:38 AM
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What makes a lad into a lady?

Y.

(The same answer works for the reversed question!)

#64253 09/01/03 10:06 AM
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What does Arm-Fall-Off Boy do when he stands on one foot?

He lifts up the other.

#64254 09/01/03 10:14 PM
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Why should the Athramites take care to give themselves ample workspace?

Because if you are hemmed in by a crowd you could get a stitch in your side.

#64255 09/07/03 01:13 AM
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Why does Colossal Boy eat less than Micro Lad?

Gim makes a little go a long way.

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How many pluberry pancakes can you eat on an empty stomach?

One.

#64257 09/07/03 01:33 AM
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Why did the people hail Queen Projectra while going through the streets?

She was reigning and they thought they might hail.

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