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#64208 07/28/03 05:06 AM
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Q: What did one Somahturian say to another?

A: Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!

#64209 07/28/03 05:21 AM
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Q: What has a horn and is found in a Winathian men's room?

A: A lost Lightning Beast

#64210 07/28/03 05:22 AM
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Q: Where does the Time Trapper keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies.

#64211 07/28/03 05:23 AM
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Q: Why did Mordru go over the mountain?

A: Because he couldn't go under it!

#64212 07/28/03 05:40 AM
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Two pluberry muffins were cooking in the Space-Oven.
"Sure is hot in here" said the first one.

"HOLY SQUAJ! A TALKING PLUBERRY MUFFIN!" yelled the second one.

#64213 07/28/03 11:13 PM
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Q: Why do Interplanetay Bank Beasts growl?

A: Because they don't know any dirty word.

#64214 07/28/03 11:14 PM
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Did you hear that Konk got a perfect report card? He went straight to the head of the class.

#64215 07/28/03 11:16 PM
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Q: Why is Nullport a lot like your closet?

A: It's got a lot of hangars.

#64216 07/28/03 11:17 PM
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(You may have your own personal punchline for the preceding joke.)

#64217 07/29/03 12:01 AM
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Q:How is Mon-El like a Takron-Galtos prisoner?

A: They are both interested in outer space.

#64218 07/29/03 12:04 AM
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(if you make up your own punchline to the preceding joke, please keep it to yourself.)

#64219 07/29/03 12:22 AM
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Thom: Doc, what's the best thing to do when your ear rings?

Dr. Gym'll: Answer it! But sign this credit voucher first!

#64220 07/29/03 07:54 AM
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Q: What happens when Duplicate Boy gets sick?

A: Gas Girl tries helium.

#64221 07/29/03 07:56 AM
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Q: Why wasn't Infectious Lass taken seriously?

A: She would always bacilli.

#64222 07/29/03 08:01 AM
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#64223 07/29/03 08:08 AM
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Cham: Imagine you were stapped to a table with Doctor Mayavale about to kill you to use you in the K'Revvenna -- the Avatandan ceremony of spiritual rebirth. What would you do?

Ayla: Stop imagining!

#64224 07/29/03 08:12 AM
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Q: What's better than presence of mind when Validus aims a brain-blast at you?

A: Absence of body

#64225 07/29/03 08:15 AM
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Q: Where do Legionnaires leave their cruisers?

A: At parking meteors.

#64226 07/29/03 08:18 AM
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Two Lisnerian dudes travelled back to 20th century Smallville. They stepped out of the Time Bubble and were thrilled to see the TV aerials on every house. "Check it out!" said one to his buddy. "Girls!"

#64227 07/29/03 08:27 AM
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Q: How does a shy Dryadian work up his courage?

A: He gets a little boulder.

#64228 07/29/03 08:32 AM
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Q: How many pieces of string does it takes to circle Legion World?

A: One, if it's long enough.

#64229 07/29/03 08:35 AM
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What do you get when Computo's circuits are breep! reversed?

A lot of backtalk.

#64230 07/29/03 08:36 AM
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Peerb!

#64231 07/29/03 08:53 AM
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What did Leeta 87 get when she crossed two Banyo fruits?

A pair of slippers.

#64232 07/29/03 08:55 AM
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What goes through water but doesn't get wet?

Light Lass. (She was wearing a transuit.)

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