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Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64208 07/28/03 05:06 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: What did one Somahturian say to another? A: Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64209 07/28/03 05:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: What has a horn and is found in a Winathian men's room? A: A lost Lightning Beast

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64210 07/28/03 05:22 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Where does the Time Trapper keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64211 07/28/03 05:23 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Why did Mordru go over the mountain? A: Because he couldn't go under it!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64212 07/28/03 05:40 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Two pluberry muffins were cooking in the Space-Oven. "Sure is hot in here" said the first one. "HOLY SQUAJ! A TALKING PLUBERRY MUFFIN!" yelled the second one.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64213 07/28/03 11:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Why do Interplanetay Bank Beasts growl? A: Because they don't know any dirty word.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64214 07/28/03 11:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Did you hear that Konk got a perfect report card? He went straight to the head of the class.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64215 07/28/03 11:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Why is Nullport a lot like your closet? A: It's got a lot of hangars.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64216 07/28/03 11:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 (You may have your own personal punchline for the preceding joke.)

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64217 07/29/03 12:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q:How is Mon-El like a Takron-Galtos prisoner? A: They are both interested in outer space.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64218 07/29/03 12:04 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 (if you make up your own punchline to the preceding joke, please keep it to yourself.)

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64219 07/29/03 12:22 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thom: Doc, what's the best thing to do when your ear rings? Dr. Gym'll: Answer it! But sign this credit voucher first!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64220 07/29/03 07:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: What happens when Duplicate Boy gets sick? A: Gas Girl tries helium.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64221 07/29/03 07:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Why wasn't Infectious Lass taken seriously? A: She would always bacilli.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64222 07/29/03 08:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 *chortle* Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64223 07/29/03 08:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Cham: Imagine you were stapped to a table with Doctor Mayavale about to kill you to use you in the K'Revvenna -- the Avatandan ceremony of spiritual rebirth. What would you do? Ayla: Stop imagining!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64224 07/29/03 08:12 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: What's better than presence of mind when Validus aims a brain-blast at you? A: Absence of body

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64225 07/29/03 08:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: Where do Legionnaires leave their cruisers? A: At parking meteors.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64226 07/29/03 08:18 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Two Lisnerian dudes travelled back to 20th century Smallville. They stepped out of the Time Bubble and were thrilled to see the TV aerials on every house. "Check it out!" said one to his buddy. "Girls!"

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64227 07/29/03 08:27 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: How does a shy Dryadian work up his courage? A: He gets a little boulder.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64228 07/29/03 08:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Q: How many pieces of string does it takes to circle Legion World? A: One, if it's long enough.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64229 07/29/03 08:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 What do you get when Computo's circuits are breep! reversed? A lot of backtalk.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64230 07/29/03 08:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Peerb!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64231 07/29/03 08:53 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 What did Leeta 87 get when she crossed two Banyo fruits? A pair of slippers.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64232 07/29/03 08:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 What goes through water but doesn't get wet? Light Lass. (She was wearing a transuit.)