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Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64233 07/29/03 08:00 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 When did the Progenitor stop being lonely? When he learned how to make new friends.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64234 07/29/03 08:04 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 How does Bard Brunel hear? With engine-ears!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64235 07/29/03 08:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why did Brainiac 5 take two aspirins and go to bed? He had a code in his head.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64236 07/29/03 08:34 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why dis Lyle whisper 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... ? He was a counter-spy.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64237 07/29/03 08:54 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 What happens when you fall in love with a Luck Lord? The bastard cheats on you!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64238 07/30/03 04:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about Mekt Ranzz Active Mekt Ranzz Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about Quote Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Q: What has a horn and is found in a Winathian men's room? A: A lost Lightning Beast This will be addressed in chapters 4-6 and 11 of my autobiography.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64239 08/08/03 12:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why was Ultra Boy hanging around the computer? He was looking for the Space-Bar.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64240 08/10/03 02:20 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about Mekt Ranzz Active Mekt Ranzz Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about Quote Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Q: How do you catch a unique Winathian? A: Unique up on him. no need for that! just message me.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64241 08/26/03 10:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Tasmia: Dr. Gym'll, will you treat me? Dr. Gym'll: No! Sign the credit voucher like everyone else!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64242 08/26/03 10:29 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 I wouldn't stand next to the Time Trapper if I was you. Why? Because he's full of ticks!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64243 08/26/03 11:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 What do you get when you add 13 of Drura's opponents with another 13 of Drura's opponents? Twenty-sicks.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64244 08/26/03 11:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Medic: You have a broken leg, a broken arm, four fractured ribs, and probably a brain concussion. Are you in great pain? Brainy: Only when I laugh.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64245 08/27/03 03:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Quote Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: I wouldn't stand next to the Time Trapper if I was you. Why? Because he's full of ticks! And he tocks too much.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64246 08/31/03 04:23 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 What would Salu have called herself if she had a different favorite flower? Mini-Mum!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64247 08/31/03 05:57 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Which of The Polecat's senses are most pleasing? His ab-sense.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64248 08/31/03 05:59 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Garth, why is it better to lose an arm than a leg? Because when you lose a leg you lose something to (re-) boot.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64249 08/31/03 06:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 If the Legionnaires' flight rings shorted out, what wuld they fall against? Their inclinations.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64250 08/31/03 06:23 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why did Mekt skip the tour of Ireland? He doesn't go in for Dublin.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64251 08/31/03 06:35 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 How can you make Vi short? Borrow fifty creds off her & don't repay!

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64252 08/31/03 06:38 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 What makes a lad into a lady? Y. (The same answer works for the reversed question!)

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64253 09/01/03 09:06 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 What does Arm-Fall-Off Boy do when he stands on one foot? He lifts up the other.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64254 09/01/03 09:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why should the Athramites take care to give themselves ample workspace? Because if you are hemmed in by a crowd you could get a stitch in your side.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64255 09/07/03 12:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why does Colossal Boy eat less than Micro Lad? Gim makes a little go a long way.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64256 09/07/03 12:14 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 How many pluberry pancakes can you eat on an empty stomach? One.

Re: Jovial Attack Squad! #64257 09/07/03 12:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante OP Terrifyingly On-Topic. OP Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Why did the people hail Queen Projectra while going through the streets? She was reigning and they thought they might hail.