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Jovial Attack Squad!
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Tenz, Chuck, and Lu just broadsided me (with material from this thread, I think)!

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i'm working on my version of a joy buzzer

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tee hee!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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Where's a Coluan stand-up comic when you need one?

"Joke number 1...."


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Hmm, I didn't think they were the potty humor kind. Guess one just never knows, huh?

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If Monstress were still with us, RIP, I think she would make a fine leader for the JAS.


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Why did the giant squid go beserk?


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i'm working on my version of a joy buzzer

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Mekt, your smiley is tres hot and more than a wee bit funny, too!

I always -did- have a thing for bad-boy non-twins.


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*hic*

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I always -did- have a thing for bad-boy non-twins.
indeed, so have i.

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Q: Did Mordru's undead army rule?

A: Of corpse!

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Oh dear. It's the return (reboot?) of the Legion of Corny Jokes!

Cham went to a psychiatrist. "Doc Mayavale", he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Ask me if I'm a tree.

What?

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Okay, are you a tree?

No.

....

I hate you, Cham.

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Q: Why is a room full of Carggites empty?

A: Because there isn't a single person in it.

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A Bismollian walks into a doctor's office with pluberry pie in his ear and elvabird up his nose. "You're not eating right!" says the doctor.

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Q: How do you catch a unique Winathian?

A: Unique up on him.

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Q: When Legionnaires fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?

A: Because there are more Legionnaires on that side.

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Wildfire walks into a bar. "Get me a beer and a mop."

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Q: Why do Lightning Beasts paint their toenails purple?

A: So they can hide in the pluberry patch!

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Q: Have you ever seen a Lightning Beast in a pluberry patch?

A: Works rather well, doesn't it?

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Q: What did the Devil Fish say when it hit the wall?

A: Dam!

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Q: When is a Legion cruiser not a Legion cruiser?

A: When it turns into a hangar bay!

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Timber Wolf walks into a bar. "I'd like a kono........ ................. ................ .............. .................... ................ ................. ................... ................ ................ .................. juice, please."

"Sure, buddy", says the bartender, "but why the long pause?"

"I don't know", says Timber Wolf, "They've always been that way."

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Q: What do you give a sick Starhavenite?

A: Tweetment

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Did you hear about the Kwai that called in sick? Yeah, they didn't have the flew.

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Q: Lydda, what does your hometown hairdresser do to your hair?

A: Eclipse it!

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