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Tenz, Chuck, and Lu just broadsided me (with material from this thread, I think)!
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i'm working on my version of a joy buzzer ![[Linked Image]](http://nightcrawler.8bit.co.uk/Smilies/LightningLord1.gif) tee hee! VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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Where's a Coluan stand-up comic when you need one?
"Joke number 1...."
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Hmm, I didn't think they were the potty humor kind. Guess one just never knows, huh?
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If Monstress were still with us, RIP, I think she would make a fine leader for the JAS.
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Why did the giant squid go beserk?
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Originally posted by Mekt Ranzz: i'm working on my version of a joy buzzer
Mekt, your smiley is tres hot and more than a wee bit funny, too! I always -did- have a thing for bad-boy non-twins.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
I always -did- have a thing for bad-boy non-twins. indeed, so have i.
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Q: Did Mordru's undead army rule?
A: Of corpse!
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Oh dear. It's the return (reboot?) of the Legion of Corny Jokes!
Cham went to a psychiatrist. "Doc Mayavale", he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Ask me if I'm a tree.
What?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Okay, are you a tree?
No.
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I hate you, Cham.
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Q: Why is a room full of Carggites empty?
A: Because there isn't a single person in it.
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A Bismollian walks into a doctor's office with pluberry pie in his ear and elvabird up his nose. "You're not eating right!" says the doctor.
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Q: How do you catch a unique Winathian?
A: Unique up on him.
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Q: When Legionnaires fly in a V, why is one side longer than the other?
A: Because there are more Legionnaires on that side.
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Wildfire walks into a bar. "Get me a beer and a mop."
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Q: Why do Lightning Beasts paint their toenails purple?
A: So they can hide in the pluberry patch!
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Q: Have you ever seen a Lightning Beast in a pluberry patch?
A: Works rather well, doesn't it?
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Q: What did the Devil Fish say when it hit the wall?
A: Dam!
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Q: When is a Legion cruiser not a Legion cruiser?
A: When it turns into a hangar bay!
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Timber Wolf walks into a bar. "I'd like a kono........ ................. ................ .............. .................... ................ ................. ................... ................ ................ .................. juice, please."
"Sure, buddy", says the bartender, "but why the long pause?"
"I don't know", says Timber Wolf, "They've always been that way."
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Q: What do you give a sick Starhavenite?
A: Tweetment
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Did you hear about the Kwai that called in sick? Yeah, they didn't have the flew.
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Q: Lydda, what does your hometown hairdresser do to your hair?
A: Eclipse it!
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