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Why did the Carggite cross the road?
It was time to split.
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Why did the Coluan cross the road?
3.14/2x.
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Why did the Dryad cross the road?
Actually, the road started it when it said something about the Dryad's mother!
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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We now return to Brainiac Stand-Up, already in progress....
"Take a Naltorian as my wife? Puh-lease!"
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What do you call the Legion Academy graduate who was last in the class?
Crystal Kid.
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Why did Gas Girl and Mist Master hold a debate at the fan convention?
They wanted to clear the air.
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in season
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Is it hard to imprison Polecat?
No, you just need the Right Guard.
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A five-credit piece walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. This is a singles bar."
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A dyslexic Coluan walked into a Bra
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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After his unsuccessful tryout, Breath Boy asked the Legionnaires, "Do you think I'll be joining the Legion anytime soon?"
They replied, "Don't hold your breath."
Aaron Kashtan/Sir Tim Drake
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Encore! Encore! 
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in season
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What did the Progenitor like to order?
Spare ribs.
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Time Trapper
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Quote from Nasal Hazel at the LSH Pep Rally:
"Smells like teen spirit!"
Oh gawd, I'm sorry....
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Eek! You should be. 
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Q: When is a Legion cruiser not a Legion cruiser?
A: When it turns into a hangar bay! ![[Linked Image]](http://imageshack.us/a/img850/6669/ak3b.jpg)
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Why was Andrew Nolan so attractive to the Legion ladies?
It's all about the Ferro-mones!
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Nowhere Girl
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When Evolvo got his power, someone should've warned him about not letting it all go to his head.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Eh, he needed a good reason for his big head.
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Why are Mercurians not bothered by rising fuel prices?
Because they always have gas money!
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Q: What is the best way to talk to Colossal Boy?
A: Use big words.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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I was dating a Bgztlr for a while, but she ghosted me.
We went to that new restaurant on the Moon. The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Invisible Kid is no good at lying. You can see right through him.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Q: What is Shrinking Violet’s favorite flower?
A: A wallflower
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Q: What is Computo’s favorite snack?
A: Computer chips.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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