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Val found a new way to open doors when he gained what?


Monarch-y.

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How do you get to Carggenie Hall?

Practice, practice, practice!

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Why did Val save up all his vacation time?

He was hoping for a queen getaway.

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Why did Ron-Karr Tot cry?

His mommy was a wafer too long.

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<Pov, Groaning worse than a parkbench under Fat Tenzil...> lol


"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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What makes an Adult Legionnaire bald?


Lack of hair.

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That one's dedicated to you, Pov baby.

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Who succeeded the first UP President?


The second UP President.

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What's the recommended way to file an Atomic Axe?


Under A.

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How does Val stop a charging Daxamite?


He takes away his space-credit card.

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What's the largest ant in the United Planets?


Antares

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What's the largest living ant in the United Planets?


A Camelephant.

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How far can you fly into the space of the Khundian Empire?


Halfway. After that you're flying out of the Khundian Empire.

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What starts with I, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?


Interplanetary Post Office.

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Why did Rond Vidar wear high-hemmed pants?

So he would be ready for the reboot.

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Ron-Karr: Wow! You're pretty dirty.

The Mess: Thanks! My mother says I'd look better clean, but what does she know?

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What kind of thinking makes Universo most tired?

Wrestling with your conscience.

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What kind of headaches does Calorie Queen get?

Pounding ones.

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Where can you find Splitter with his legs fallen off?

Where you left him.

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Tasmia: Do you serve crabs here?

Tenz: No, Dr. Gym'll saw to that.

Tasmia: Stick to the joke script, nasshead.

Tenz: *Tee hee!*

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What do you call a basement when you're locked in it with Lester Spiffany?

A whine cellar

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What's the best way to have a good Space-Party?

Planet.

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How do you get a Legion Academy graduate off your space-porch?


Pay him for the space-pizza.

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What kind of parties do Takron-Galtos "guests" like?

Going-away parties.

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Why does Quake Kid get blamed when his dates go badly?

Because it's usually his fault.

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