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Q: What did one Somahturian say to another?

A: Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!

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Q: What has a horn and is found in a Winathian men's room?

A: A lost Lightning Beast

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Q: Where does the Time Trapper keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies.

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Q: Why did Mordru go over the mountain?

A: Because he couldn't go under it!

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Two pluberry muffins were cooking in the Space-Oven.
"Sure is hot in here" said the first one.

"HOLY SQUAJ! A TALKING PLUBERRY MUFFIN!" yelled the second one.

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Q: Why do Interplanetay Bank Beasts growl?

A: Because they don't know any dirty word.

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Did you hear that Konk got a perfect report card? He went straight to the head of the class.

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Q: Why is Nullport a lot like your closet?

A: It's got a lot of hangars.

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(You may have your own personal punchline for the preceding joke.)

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Q:How is Mon-El like a Takron-Galtos prisoner?

A: They are both interested in outer space.

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(if you make up your own punchline to the preceding joke, please keep it to yourself.)

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Thom: Doc, what's the best thing to do when your ear rings?

Dr. Gym'll: Answer it! But sign this credit voucher first!

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Q: What happens when Duplicate Boy gets sick?

A: Gas Girl tries helium.

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Q: Why wasn't Infectious Lass taken seriously?

A: She would always bacilli.

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Cham: Imagine you were stapped to a table with Doctor Mayavale about to kill you to use you in the K'Revvenna -- the Avatandan ceremony of spiritual rebirth. What would you do?

Ayla: Stop imagining!

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Q: What's better than presence of mind when Validus aims a brain-blast at you?

A: Absence of body

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Q: Where do Legionnaires leave their cruisers?

A: At parking meteors.

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Two Lisnerian dudes travelled back to 20th century Smallville. They stepped out of the Time Bubble and were thrilled to see the TV aerials on every house. "Check it out!" said one to his buddy. "Girls!"

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Q: How does a shy Dryadian work up his courage?

A: He gets a little boulder.

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Q: How many pieces of string does it takes to circle Legion World?

A: One, if it's long enough.

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What do you get when Computo's circuits are breep! reversed?

A lot of backtalk.

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Peerb!

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What did Leeta 87 get when she crossed two Banyo fruits?

A pair of slippers.

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What goes through water but doesn't get wet?

Light Lass. (She was wearing a transuit.)

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