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Q: What do rejected applicants chew?
A: Bumble gum
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Q: What goes up but not down?
A: Bouncing Boy stuck in a Space-Tree.
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How do you keep an Earther in suspense?
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Q: What did the Legion leader say to the Legionnaires before they got into the cruiser?
A: Let's get into the cruiser, Legionnaires!
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Whew!
The suspense was killing me!
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Q: Why does Brainy look for things twice?
A: Oh, he researches everything.
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Q:There were 99 on a Legion Jet Platform, and then it turned over. What was left?
A: 66
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Q: Why do you call Bgztl "Bgztl"?
A: Because you speak Interlac
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Did you hear that Antennae Boy got hitched? Yeah, the wedding sucked but the reception was great!
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Q: What did Tellus do last Saturday night?
A: He went out with the tide
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Q: Why did Wildfire stay in last Saturday night?
A: He had no body to go out with
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Q: What do Tarik the Mute and Grimbor the Chainsman have in common?
A: same middle name
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Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
Q: Why did Wildfire stay in last Saturday night?
A: He had no body to go out with This one is particularly good, Teeds...
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I like the 99/66 one. Is that based on a classic joke?
I'd never heard it before.
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Yes I ripped it off if that's what you mean.
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Q: Which of Mano's hands is best to write with?
A: Neither - it's best to write with a dupli-writing stylus!
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I'd tell you another joke about Porcupine Pete but what's the point?
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Q: What in the Legion is out of bounds?
A: An exhausted Chuck!
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Q: What followed Tellus?
A: His tail
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Q: What followed Lar?
A: His tale
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Q: What followed Sun Boy's kiss?
A: Tell.
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Q: What wasn't behind Quislet?
A: Teall
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