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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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I wuv you too, Rhino Honey. Want a cookie? 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Aw, I feel the love. What a respite.
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Originally posted by Semi Titanic Fellow: What a respite. Is that a type of cookie? Gimme!
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why yes, Rhino, it is a cookie.
<crosses fingers>
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Bold Flavors
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Much  back to all of you! Feh! to Fataphobia!
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Originally posted by Blacula: Hi again 235 - Andy S! (Man, I gotta stay on my toes to keep up with all these name changes!  )I simplified my name because another, older member had MYG already and I didn't want to confuse us. I thought it was the polite thing to do.
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It was and you get a cookie for it!
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Originally posted by lil'rhino:
It was and you get a cookie for it! Thank you for the cookie, Rhino. I love cookies.
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To quote a fat bastard, "Once you've had fat, you never go back!"
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All this Fataphobia stems from Nardo's fat-assing Tenzil decades ago. Poor Nura felt the effects in TMK...
Damn Nardo and his fataphobic comic fans!
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For some reason, I was thinking about Bouncing Boy yesterday. He'd be a lot less silver-age-silly if he didn't look like a beach ball. While some may find this endearing, I don't see why he couldn't have the bouncing/rebounding powers without expanding.
He could still be heavy, but more solid - to the point of super-resilience. Bullets, death rays and mysterious energy blasts would just bounce off him! He could have other powers that I haven't even thought of yet!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Fat Cramer...I wouldn't mind that as much. Just make him asian. And call him Sumo! lol
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I actually think that what would make him seem less "silly" or "Silver Agey" in most people's eyes isn't messing with his powers, but changing his "deflated" form. If he was lean and muscular and stereotypically super-heroic, but his powers allowed him to change shape to the "beach ball" form, I think many people would have less of a problem with him as a character.
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Unseen, not unheard
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But his chubbiness is part of what makes him so endearing! 
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Personally, I think that if they bring him back, it should be a story in which he saves drowning children by inflating himself, jumping into the water, then allowing them to use his inflated body as a life-raft, the size of which ultimately leads to their discovery and rescue by a passing patrol...
He would then subsequently be known as "Bouncing Buoy".
"I like stuff that doesn't exist."
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DC *does* listen to our demands!
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LW said Feh! to Fatophobia and DC listened! Another victory for Lil' Rhino!
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