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by Ann Hebistand - 06/23/24 06:54 PM
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Well sure, now that I know we stock it.
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Oh, puppy-STU, you're going to have to be careful. I don't want any accidents on SHAKES triple marine varnished wide plank Honduran mahogany floors.
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Legionnaire!
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The trainers need a trainer? ![confused confused](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/confused.gif)
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Why yes they do, because they're droids. They can do anything perfectly, once shown how. Unfortunately they've never yet been called upon to help humans develop their physiques.
How about an Opal Nera, Arachne?
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Originally posted by Semi: Oh, puppy-STU, you're going to have to be careful. I don't want any accidents on SHAKES triple marine varnished wide plank Honduran mahogany floors. No worries! ![wink wink](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/wink.gif)
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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I assume you're wearing puppy-Pampers?
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I'll take you up on that drink, Semi. It's a good night for one.
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Here's the Opal Nera, Arach. So do tell - why is it a good night for one?
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The forcast is predicting snow again. ![urk urk](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/urk.gif)
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Originally posted by Semi: I assume you're wearing puppy-Pampers? Nope, I'm just real good at holding my liquor. ![wink wink](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/wink.gif)
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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I just got in to get the coffee going. Who's this cute little dog passed out behind the bar?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Appears to be someone that claimed to be good at holding his liquor.
Good coffee, FC, thanks!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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strange but not a stranger
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Good morning. although the morning is almost over here on the East Coast.
Does Shakes have a luncheon menu?
if so, I'd like a burger and fries and a large cold Diet Coke.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Any of that good Java left?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Hi Empress. You're looking ravishing this morning.
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Hi Everyone!
Quis: Unfortunately, SHAKES does not have a food menu but I'm certain we could get the Starfield Lounge to send over your lunch order for you.
ABNQNK: I just put a fresh pot of coffee on to brew. I'll have a cup ready for you in a moment.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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I guess the Empress went back to the Starfield Room. It was nice that she was helping out here.
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Semi, Vee, when that coffee gets ready, I would also appreciate a cup.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Hmmm... Wonder how much a franchise goes for?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Want anything in it Ranger?
<Snaps bar towel playfull at Vee>
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Do you serve donuts?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (A Glazed Cruller? Is it worth the risk?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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