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![](/forums/images/icons/default_dark/book.gif) Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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And then when they get really drunk, well see the Bunny-Hop and the Hokie-Pokie
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I just got a mental picutre of the international ballroom dancing champions doing the hokie pokie. ![lol lol](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/lol.gif)
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Let the Fun Begin!
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Hi, Icey. You getting excited about the pageant we're having for you to help you choose a man?
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Sounds like some of them can't wait either!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Well we should start planning. The opening number, the entertainment, the parade of suitors, the music for the thong dance competition, the formal attire segment, the impromptu interview and the announcement of the runners up and the winner. Now I know a crown would be inappropriate, so what do you think the winner should get (besides the obvious) Icefire? Of course, Icey'll do the crowning.
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Runners up will receive kiss from me!!!! Winner a lifetime of pure JOY!!!!
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Yeah, joy shmoy, very good. But he need's a symbol of his win. Beauty queens get a crown, what should your winner get?
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Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees. I'll get back to you guys in a bit when I figure out more on the whole EE trial thing! Oh, and I'll be a judge for the pageant! I'll serve as the strait judge that the contestants have to try and win over without shameless flirting! Yeah, I know, it might be out of place ![smile smile](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor: *walks slowly by, peers into SHAKES*
*says nothing, walks away* Well Space Ranger, you've done your homework! Nice job, I've done a little more research and your memory was correct. Looks like Royal Inquisitor has been around for awhile, I found this all the way back on page 36. What he really wants is still up in the air. As for the EE trial, I'm going to have to leave this in the hands of Princess Crujectra for the time being. My one goal is to make sure no one interferes or tries to usurp the trial, namely the Royal Inquisitor, whoever he is. I'd also like to find out where he thinks he's getting his authority. In the meantime, I'll have a drink!
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I'm going to see Kill Bill in the next half-hour, it looks really good! I don't know how many of you are Tarrantino fans, but I am, and I'll let you guys know how it is without any spoilers! Have fun tonight guys!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees.
I'll get back to you guys in a bit when I figure out more on the whole EE trial thing!
Oh, and I'll be a judge for the pageant! I'll serve as the strait judge that the contestants have to try and win over without shameless flirting! Yeah, I know, it might be out of place You can judge them on their poise, intelligence and confidence.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hey guys! I'm just stopping in real quick so I can run back into my other room to watch the Red Sox and Yankees. I'm very happy now that I moved my TV next to my computer. ![laugh laugh](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/laugh.gif)
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Why would you have it any other way? ![laugh laugh](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/laugh.gif)
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I like to keep my 4th and 5th generation entertainment systems separate.
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Does that make Icy a 10th generation entertainment system?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Semi: Yeah, joy shmoy, very good. But he need's a symbol of his win. Beauty queens get a crown, what should your winner get? Perhaps a gold armlet? It would go well with leather, anyway. Any idea when the contest will be held? I'd hate to miss it.
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Originally posted by Vee: Does that make Icy a 10th generation entertainment system? I'm very happy now that I moved Icy next to my computer. (But I also a 9th generation version in my bedroom. ![laugh laugh](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/laugh.gif) )
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Well better start cleaning up for the festivities. I wonder if anyone besides CK left notes saying they wanted to be ajudge or help with Icefire's pagaent? We still need a choreographer, costumer, and Master/Mistress of Ceremonies.
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When is the pagaent? How much time do I have to practice my baton twirling for the talent competition?
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There is not yet a firm date for the pageant. I suppose we'll have to seek a consensus.
<Word of advice, Quis - baton twirling is not the kind of talent that is likely to impress Icefire or his judges.>
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Originally posted by Semi: There is not yet a firm date for the pageant. I suppose we'll have to seek a consensus.
<Word of advice, Quis - baton twirling is not the kind of talent that is likely to impress Icefire or his judges.> Really? I heard Icefire likes baton twirling or maybe it was "baton twirling". I could always try playing the accordian. If I remember what pageants I've seen, there is always one contestant twirling a baton or playing the accordian. I am open to suggestions as to what I should do for the talent portion.
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