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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Fear not Sonnie & Harbinger, Glorion is a much more advanced sentinent than the Grundy I'm refering to here.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Royal Inquisitor: I look upon this bar in disgust from afar. I would never go near it. I will see it closed down or turned into something more respectful where casual drinking and sex will never be allowed. Over my cute tiny yet firm dead ASS!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: So when will this pageant be held? Where is the entry application? Who will be the judges? (I need to know who to bribe )
I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake. Keep it up and your gonna be in my bed!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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I'll have a beer with a Nyquil chaser, please.
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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One beer, one Nyquil chaser. Anything else I can get you, STU?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: Originally posted by Shark Beast Avatar: [b] Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: [b] I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake. yeah, i got some reservations about that myself ... [/b] About how well I'll do in the Silk throng competiton or about how well you will do? [/b]about myself ... not being a monstrous seven feet tall man-shark, with an oversized head and mouth, a large dorsal fin, skeletal arms and legs, and eagle-like talons for hands and feet, I'm sure you be just spiffy in your thong ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by icefire: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: [b] So when will this pageant be held? Where is the entry application? Who will be the judges? (I need to know who to bribe ) I am not sure how well I'll do in the silk thong comeptition, but will give it a shot for Icey's sake. Keep it up and your gonna be in my bed!!!! [/b]so that's the way it is, huh? <splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Never been in here before but have heard such good things about the place thought I would pop in for a swift one. Nice place Now can someone get me a pint please
Faithfull
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Btw, Icey -- nice avatar. I'm flattered
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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In the interests of the peaceful pursuit of pleasure, I volunteer to take the Royal Inquisitor to a church supper during the Thong Competition so he won't disrupt the proceedings. Just save me a holocopy of the finals. Oh, and coffee's on, very hot, very strong - just like all you sweet young things!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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FC, you make wonderful coffee, thanks!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Hi everybody. Anybody here? Hmm, I guess I'll just clean up as usual.
Hi, ho, hi, ho, it's off to work we go....
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Hi Semi. How about a cuppa Java?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Why sure ANK. You want anything in it? How about a donut - or is that just for Space Ranger (him being a law enforcement type and all)?
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Nah, no donuts for me, Ranger eats enough for both of us, but he doesn't have to worry about his waistline.
Mine seems to be looking like the equator lately.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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OK, no donuts for you. Maybe SHAKES should start a morning exercise class. Or we could blow out that other wall and add a gym - with personal trainers. You could have your choice of Biff or Babette. (Let me guess... )
Any suggestions for the name of the gym?
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Well with a Bar named "Shakes" the Gym would have to be called "Sweats"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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SWEATS, I like it. Quis do you want to be in charge of memberships? Be sure to get them to sign an iron-clad contract.
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strange but not a stranger
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Is that the contract where they have to pay a fixed fee every month with usage charges and double the amount if they don't use the facilities?
Do you want me to just handle the contracts or do you also want me to run the gym er I mean Exclusive Health Spa? What would be my compensation? I'll settle for 10% of the revenues plus free use of the spa.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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That's all well and good ( a very good idea actually) but I suspect many of our friends and customers aren't the sweating type. For them we could blow out that other wall over THERE and turn it into a candy store. We could call it SWEETS!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Well, Vee-licious, that'a a fine idea. But I'm a little concerned about expanding too quickly. I think the gym fits in and let's see how that goes. I will agree to a gum-ball machine on the premises, if that would make you feel better.
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'Tisn't for me, just thinking about Ranger...and his gun!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Sentient, I like the Donut Shop idea best, and my 'gun' has been exersised quite regularly, lately, thank you.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (two Glazed and a Mocha Latte, Thank You)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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That's another reason not to have a candy store. All that sugar makes Ranger wacky. He'd be more likely to shoot up the place again.
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Umm...Ranger, so has your holster.
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