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by Ann Hebistand - 06/23/24 06:54 PM
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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If she is, just let me deal with her this time! There won't be anything left for SharkLad to worry about!
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Don't worry guys, I've got Thora well in hand! And I'll have a quick drink before work tonight!
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Where's Cobalt, I need to talk to Cobalt, he'll help me.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (as soon as the voices stop saying KILL)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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What will you have CK? And shame on me, Empress, I never offered you a drink either. May I get you something?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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What's the matter Ranger, anything I can do to help? Slow down partner, you don't look so good...
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Someone suggested a Midori Sour to me recently. Maybe I'll try one of those.
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Maybe he's having a relapse. They certainly put him through hell on Taltar!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Ok, what the hell is happening here? I know I've been away but jeez, you are all acting very very strange...
Do I even know any of you????
Touch the magic...
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I don't know Partner, for a moment I couldn't tell the difference between Vee and the Empress.
It's wierd, I don't think I've fully recovered yet. maybe I should just call it a night.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (or maybe I should...)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Ok, what the hell is happening here? I know I've been away but jeez, you are all acting very very strange...
Do I even know any of you???? I didn't think ANYTHING could be considered strange at SHAKES!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Hmmmmm...
Semi and the Empress? Icey saying Kara is hot? Space Ranger confusing Vee and the Empress? NO sign of Mantis?
Questions upon questions...
Touch the magic...
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But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand. Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed?
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Originally posted by Emerald Empress: But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand. Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed? You can tuck me into bed you hot little honey!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Originally posted by Emerald Empress: But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand. Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed? Well if you insist... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Maybe a good.... will Help!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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<time to turn back around, go for a nice quiet swim in the Starfield Lounge Pool, and relax...>
At least that makes some sort of sense...
Touch the magic...
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Originally posted by Space Ranger: Originally posted by Emerald Empress: [b] But!...Well I guess if you aren't feeling well I can certainly understand. Do you want me to take you home and tuck you in to bed? Well if you insist...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Maybe a good.... will Help!) [/b]Come on you poor dear, let's get you home. You'll see how much better you'll feel when I'm done taking care of you.
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Danny, don't go! I need someone around here making total sense.
Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.
Empress, Ranger, just get a hold of me if anything strange happens...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Danny, don't go! I need someone around here making total sense.
Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.
Empress, Ranger, just get a hold of me if anything strange happens... We will, but don't forget there's very little that I can't handle with my Emerald Eye of Ekron
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Touch the magic...
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Vee, let's make sure there's no bi-beer on tap tonight. I want to see what's happening with Icey.
Yeah, I thought I had gotten all of it cleared out, but Icy may have put some aside as a private stash. We sure don't want anymore nights like last night!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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BTW Icey, Shark Lad may be stopping by if you want to go for a swim. I'll sit with Kara if you'd like...
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Semi, how about a Joe 'n Jonnie?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Originally posted by Almost New Kid: Semi, how about a Joe 'n Jonnie? <Semi, who has been working quietly in the stock room, renters the bar and tending to the sane customers.> Here you are ANK, joe and johnny. Candy will you take that over to him. <PLatinum blonde droid with the neon glow silk thong takes drink over to ANK>
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How about a little of the hair of the dog that bit me?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: How about a little of the hair of the dog that bit me? Sure thing, CK - here's a Lassie Latte with a shot of rum.
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