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Well, if I plant my hands firmly on your buttocks, I think I can slow you down.
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Well it's worth a try but it may have a completely different effect! ![cool cool](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/cool.gif)
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Keep talking. ![smile smile](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/smile.gif)
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Why don't you try it and we'll find out what happens together! ![cool cool](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/cool.gif)
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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<Semi places his hands firmly on above-referenced part of Vee's body. Semi starts dancing real slow.>
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<Vee places his own hands on a similar spot on Semi's body and begins to press forward really slow>
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Aww! [Helps himself to a drink]
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Hey STU, don't mind us. We're just entertaining ourselves while we wait for the inevitable crowd to arrive.
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At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board.
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Originally posted by Kara: Hey Stu wanna dance? With YOU? Sweet...! (I was just reading the Supergirl Archives last night... Kara is one of my favorite old-time characters!)
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. And rich Corinthian leather?
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And leave all these wonderful people unattended?
Oh well, I guess they'll understand! We have gone above and beyond the call of duty recently.
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Originally posted by STU: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. And rich Corinthian leather? [/b]Why yes, it is my waiting space cruiser with the posh sleeping quarters, rich Corinthian leather, and the walnut burl dashboard. You've been there? Perahps in an alt id?
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Originally posted by Varalent: And leave all these wonderful people unattended?
Oh well, I guess they'll understand! We have gone above and beyond the call of duty recently. Uh, honey, duty had nothing to with it.
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So I guess it wouldn't matter if I mentioned honor & country, huh? ![tongue tongue](/forums/images/graemlins/default_dark/tongue.gif)
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: You've been there? Perahps in an alt id? Me? Alt ID? [whistling innocently]
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"?
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Well, honor is a consideration. However, country is a little more problematic, since I was not born here and have never become a citizen.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b]Why yes, he did not.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: [b] Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b] Why yes, he did not. [/b]Thought so. Carry on.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: <strong> At which point we will retire to my waiting space cruiser, with the posh sleeping quarters and burl walnut veneered dash board. Burl Walnut? Didn't he sing "Holly Jolly Christmas"? [/b] Why yes, he did not. [/b]Thought so. Carry on. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Carry on camping, I suppose.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [QUOTE]Carry on camping, I suppose. I've never seen any of those films.
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They were wonderful. I saw them as a kid.
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