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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636762 10/08/03 03:15 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island <note to self: Semi can be awfully serious at times> Well it was just an idea. Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636763 10/08/03 03:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol No need for the 'droids, SemiSweets. I'm here (well, my holo form is, anyway) so why don't you come over here, sit and relax for a bit. You've been doing quite a bit of running around after all. Let me handle the bar for a bit. It sure has been hectic around here with all these holo forms popping in and out from the Battle on Taltar! Semi, what can I get for you? "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636764 10/08/03 05:26 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Well, it sure is nice to be waited on. How about a rum and a Koko cola. I'm a little tired, what kind of rum do we have? (BTW, I've never "hissed" in my life. Please inform all Taltorians that the hissing sound was Sensor).

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636765 10/08/03 05:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Anejo, white, dark, spiced...your choice! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636766 10/08/03 05:39 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Dark. No lime. Three ice cubes. And how about you sit here with me. It doesn't appear very busy in here.

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636767 10/08/03 05:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 I'd like a Soder Cola and a refreshing Gingold.

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636768 10/08/03 05:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Darkseid rum & Koko cola, no lime and three cubes of ice coming right up for my SemiSweets! Let me get a drink for myself and I'll join you in a moment! Wonder what he meant about "hissing"? Surely he doesn't think I would use such a term in reference to him! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636769 10/08/03 05:45 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 While you're up, can you help STU?

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636770 10/08/03 05:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Sure thing, but first things first. Here's your drink, Semi. And here's a Soder Cola & Gingold for you Stu. "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636771 10/08/03 05:54 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 So come over here and sit down Vee. I know we're not Lesbians, but do you think we should talk about the UHaul?

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636772 10/08/03 05:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol <Sits down next to Semi with an utterly confused look on his face> UHaul? Lesbians? "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636773 10/08/03 06:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Oh, just an old joke Vee. It goes something like this: What's te difference between a Lesbian second date and a gay men's second date? Lesbian Second Date: They rent a UHaul to move in together. Gay Men's Second Date: What second date?

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636774 10/08/03 06:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol In this case, I much prefer the Lesbian option. Wait! That didn't come out right! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636775 10/08/03 06:07 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Well, we're not in court, so I won't pounce on your unfortunate choice of words. I leave that instinct at the office (sometimes).

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636776 10/08/03 06:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Well, we're not in court, so I won't pounce on your unfortunate choice of words. I leave that instinct at the office (sometimes). That's good because I would much rather have you pounce on me than my words! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636777 10/08/03 06:12 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 You are such a sweet talker. C'mre. And take off that tunic.

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636778 10/08/03 06:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: You are such a sweet talker. C'mre. And take off that tunic. You don't have to ask twice! BTW, what DID you mean about "hissing"? "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636779 10/08/03 06:23 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples. Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment!

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636780 10/08/03 06:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 [Forgotten for the moment, STU merely sits back and observes...]

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636781 10/08/03 06:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: Quote Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples. Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment! Oops, sorry Semi, I seem to have edited your post instead of replying to it! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636782 10/08/03 06:30 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 <Semi sends new droid, "Babette", over to check on STU>

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636783 10/08/03 06:31 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Quote Originally posted by Varalent: Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [b] Quote Apparently, while we were fighting Thora, I "hissed" in your ear. You wrote it, sugar-lips - but forget that, I can't take my eyes off your nipples. Why I'm sure you must be mistaken, Sweet One. I could never Right such a wrong choice of words in reference to you! Are you sure you didn't misread it? Perhaps you should go back and double check...if you can take your eyes off of my nipples for a moment! Oops, sorry Semi, I seem to have edited your post instead of replying to it! [/b] No what's done is done and frankly, I'd much rather look at your nipples.

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636784 10/08/03 06:33 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Suit yourself! <I sure hope he's going to do a bit more than just look!> "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636785 10/08/03 06:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu Time Trapper Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 [Ignores Babette, observes Vee and Semi's activity with interest...] Wait a minute... this is NOT the Soder and Gingold I ordered! It's -- it's -- it's BI-BEER! Who did this?!

Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only) #636786 10/08/03 06:37 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 <Semi rips his eyeballs from Vee's erect and substantial nipples and says> I think we have an unsatisfied customer. <Semi, confused, sends Biff over to STU's table. Biff is wearing the trademark silk thong of the Icefire line)>