Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)

He left on his own, as Mantis knows, to get what he needs to repair his front door. Said he would be gone for a few hours.

He is in danger!!!

You must all put aside your differences and work together before the true threat arrives...

This one has said all she can... For now...

As usual.

CK I think we've beaten this horse to death, I know you have reports to make, and so do I.

Frosty, I'd advise you to steer well clear of the academy, and a student named Evil Queen.

<slips homing/listening device onto Frostfyre's back, turns and leaves>

Thank God They are gone!!!! Pours drink and begins to hum!!!!

Thanks Space Ranger, I'll have a lot of paper work tonight. Frosty, stay out of trouble and call if you are attacked again or need me.

Oh, and who is Evil Queen?

I'm not 100% sure, so I'll have to get back to you on that one. I wouldn't want to start any unfounded rumors.

I know of Evil Queen. She is someone known to you all...

(enters)

Holy c....!

What happened here? The Khunds throw Yom Kippur again?

Who is she Princess??

I'd like to know, too.

I'd also like a beer, so hang on a sec...

(goes over bar, gets mug, pours beer, puts credits on bar)

OK.

Will you grab me a beer too???

No prob. First one's on me, too.

(Pours beer, hands it to Frostfyre, puts credits on stack)

Here you go. Say, what happened to you?

I was attacked by a strange woman!!!

La la la la la la. Back at last. I just love shopping at the Home Despot, especially since all the clerks are now Icefyre groupies and have adopted the silk thong as company uniform.

Hey, what's that I smell ?<sniffs and sniffs again> Why that's the distinct aroma of "Drama Queen". What the hell's been going on here?

<notices hole in ceiling and thinks to himself> Oh, damn. Well, Self, make lemonade. You needed a skylight. It'll be swell to go back to Home Despot and get that triple glazed ambient light deterring titanium reinforced glass for the project. Maybe I can get Vee to go with me.

<Puts down his new weed whacker--never could resist a sale--and takes a look around> I need a drink, at home, alone -- Vee, if you're in the galaxy, I need a lip-lock.

<exits>

Hey boss good to see ya!!!!

Does this happen to you often?

<having forgotten his weed whacker, Semi returns to the bar>

Icey, it appears a little drama has been going on here. I open a simple bar for Legion Worlders to come and flirt, and what do I get -- the Vortex of Legion World Conspiracy.

Help me get a grip on reality, Ice. Just show a little bit of the old Ice. Maybe with an entreaty to Italian Boy to come and rock your world, we can get back to the things that really matter -- embarrassing ourselves in front of people that we're going to be on a space train with next July.

I'm sorry Icefyre is my twin and he may be dead!!!!

Who is Italian Boy would he know where to find Icy????

Yes, one of Italian Boy's special powers is a super divining rod. It can find Boy Toys anywhere. Apparently they give of a particular vibration that excites Italian Boy.

(drinks beer)

Tell you what, Frost. You tell us everything you know about what's going on here, and maybe we find Ice and everybody can flirt happily ever after.

A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!

<sitting in his space cruiser, orbiting high above Legion World, Space ranger begins searching through the Legion World Database, Looking for a Man Hating Woman with an Owl on her Ample Chest. He sighs as he realizes how long this list of suspects could become.>

Ah ha! <lightbulb goes off in Semi's head, he slips his hand into his tunic pocket and removes the souvenir silk thong he got from the power tools clerk at Home Despot. Gently, he rubs the silk under Icey's nose. Icey stiffens - the familiar musk awakens certain feelings. For good measure, Semi lets his hand rest on Icey's butt, realizing that sacrifices must be made for the good of Legion World -- he just hopes Vee understands.>