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My head is not rusty.

OH, KP, it's just an expression of affection. BTW, what color is your hair?

*standing near the bar stand, writing a note - "Banana Diaquiri please...just used my X-ray to see through the storage room that Danny (the guy wearing a hot leather jacket bought) put there....so please."* *handing note to Semi*

Dark brown

Good no ones here. I must leave a note for Semi.


No matter what you hear do not belei.......CRASHHHH!!!!!!

Oh my, who's that crumpled on the floor. I better call for a healer.

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Why it's Icey. It looks like he needs resuscitation. Icey, can you hear me? What happened?

A strange woma...........slips unconsious

<enters, sees Semi bent over still form on floor, Pulls Blaster>

Stand sentient, Keep your hands where I can see them.

What's this, a note crumpled in Icey's clenched fist.
<gently removes note, takes off jacket, folds it, and places it beneath Frostfyre's head.>

First things first, I better get Icey some smelling salts. I think that Wazzo woman left some here the other night.

<finds bottle labelled "Locker Room", opens it and places it beneath Frostfyre's nose. He stirs...>

Semi. look out!!!! Throws bottle hits Space Ranger!!!!

<hears the footfall of a jack-booted individual behind him. Looks up and sees Space Ranger>

Ranger, Frostfyre's been hurt. Get help, quickly.

Get real, Ranger. You're out of your jurisdiction, if you even have one. This is SP territory. Now go get help or I'll report you for impersonation of a peace officer.

<hit by thrown bottle he accidentally fires, luckily he misses both sentients and the only damage is the total distruction of the saloon doors>

Stand back, Space paramedics are on their way!

Semi, please don't let him take me!!!!

<Shakes Head, Frowns>

Being deluded by Tarik is not a chargeable offense, but assault is.

<turns to Semi>


Hands on the bar Sentient. You have the right to an attorney...

Don't worry Icey, I won't let him take you. Where's Italian Boy when we need him.

<Semi uses invisibility powers, and fades completely away. He then throws invisibility field over Frostfyre, picks him up and carries him out of the bar. On the way he notices the remains of his triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.>

Damn you, Space Ranger -- you'll pay for this ... you better have insurance.

<Blinks rapidly at fading figures>

They got away this time...

<pulls small object from belt, activates and sets on bar, Smiles, leaves>

<Having dropped Frostfyre off a the infirmary of his Academy -- weird place, that -- Semi Transparent Fellow returns to SHAKES, still invisible. Space Ranger is nowhere around. >

What's that strange object on the bar? <realizing suddenly what it is, Semi snatches it up, ties his indestructible flight ring to it, sets it for high altitude and auto-return. He runs to door and sends the object to 1000 meters.>


KABOOOM!!!!!

<the flight ring returns>

That was close. <wipes invisilbe sweat from brow>

*meow*?

Sentient, why did you destroy my cell phone?

<still invisible, Semi whispers in Ranger's ear>

That was no cell phone my friend. Everyone knows a flight ring has no explosive capacity. The charge came from the device itself. Not only are you a scoundrel, but a deceitful and conniving one.

Now be off before someone drops a house on you. Many of us here have the power to make that happen.

Sentient you will find that this establishment is now covered by a Science Police Tangle Field, I may not be able to see you, but you will listen to what I have to Say.

I now realize that you did not attack your friend, as I originally surmised. So the question is who did? And will you help me track that individual down?

oh don't mind me, I was just popping in for a quick G & T.... maybe I'll drop past later