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by Ann Hebistand - 06/23/24 06:54 PM
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<Realizing that he is now alone, he turns and leaves the establishment.>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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<Realizing that he, too, is now alone, Semi materializes, takes his place behind the bar and surveys his empty establishment. He pours himself a Microsoft Lager. Dammit, a man's gotta have something to cry into.>
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Semi, thank god! Somehow I got transported back to the Buffer Zone again! Not sure how I got back here though. Last time it took me days!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Are you okay? Did something happen to you while I was gone? If something did...why, I'll...!!!!!!!!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Whew!, I thought you had shrunk and I'd accidentally stepped on you. Do me a favor and stay big. 
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For you I think I could grow even bigger! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Sweet lips, you're gonna bring down the wrath of Gossamer on us with talk like that. Keep it up.
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Speaking of lips... <leans across the bar and plants a big kiss on Semi's luscious lips.> Yep, I was pretty sure it was you!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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<Semi's lips part, just slightly - he doesn't want to appear easy>
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Not trying to be forward or anything but what do you say we lock the place up and go for a walk under the stars before calling it a night?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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<takes keys out of pocket> Lead the way. 
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Sure has been a crazy day here on Legion World, hasn't SemiSweets?
<Vee slides his arm around Semi's waist as they walk out the door into the star filled night...>
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Vee, it must be late in your time bubble. I'm still in mid-evening. Must say, it's been quite a day. Neglected all my work and am going to pay for it tomorrow. I'd stay over, but for two reasons: (1) you didn't ask me; and (2) I'm not really there.
<Semi thinks, Ah... the reality of virtual reality rears it's head. He touches himself, appropriately only, to remind himself that he is virtual>
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No late hours at the bar tonight, I guess? Man, I could sure go for an Absolut Citron and diet coke...
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Legionnaire!
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Great. We get a bar and I'm not allowed to drink alcohol. (Bloody perscription medication.  )
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I just slipped back in, I forgot my house keys. Arachne, for a fellow Canadian, I'lll gladly pour you whatever you choose. Since there is no alcohol allowed, how about the strained juice of 12 apricots shaken with naturally carbonated water from the Swiss Alps, and a sprig of fresh rosemary. (I have slipped my Ontario bonds).
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strange but not a stranger
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Semi,
Nice bar you have here. I don't drink (well OK I do drink Diet Coke, Milk, and water)
*looks around. starts to get social anxiety*
Um well, I should get going. back to work and all.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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No need to leave Quis, you're among friends here!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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So this is where Vee's been hanging out! Place looks pretty nice, not your typical run down neighborhood bar. Maybe I'll track down MK and see if we can't drop in and surprise him later.
Bring back Condo!
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Is this a boyz only space?
If not could I have a cider please?
And maybe some ready salted crisps too, that would really great right about now.
Legion Worlds NINE - wait, there's even more ongoing amazing adventures? Yup, and you'll only find them in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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Originally posted by Harbinger:
Is this a boyz only space?
If not could I have a cider please?
And maybe some ready salted crisps too, that would really great right about now. A gorgeous and classy dame such as yourself, is always welcome here. In fact, everyone is welcome here (except Dominators, of course). Have a seat, ma'am and I'll have Troy bring your cider.
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Legionnaire!
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Hey cutie how about a drink??
Let the Fun Begin!
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Originally posted by Icefyre:
Hey cutie how about a drink?? Hey, Icey, nice to see you. Sure thing, coming right up. Would you mind watching the bar for me for a while? I've got a lot of work to do and can't be bad like yesterday. I'd appreciate it.
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Sure I'm sure my new master will not mind!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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This one would like to offer her services as bar maid at your establishment...
This one has arrived!
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