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<finds door ajar and peers in cautiously> Well it looks like the establishment opened early. I hope everyone helped themselves.

What's that odor - do I detect a whiff of intolerance in the air? None of that here, please. <opens the windows and let's the breeze blow through>

If this demand keeps up, I'm going to need an assistant manager to run the place in my absence. Hmmm ... now who might be a good candidate? That's a toughie.

<raises hand>

Sem! I'm back, I just couldn't stay away from yo... uh, HERE that is.

Wow-- I see you got all my favorites on the jukebox-- Lucinda Williams, Black Box, Amber, Obscure 90s Dance Hits, The 80s Greatest 1-Hit Wonders, Steve Miller Band and Kenny Rogers! God, I love this place! *feeds jukebox a $20, plays 72 songs*

*plops down on barstool directly in from of Sem*

So I'm thinking today I'll have drinks that I used to love back in the day. Think I'll start with a Walk me Down he Road Sweet Jesus please, my handsome barkeep .

Welcome, Lash. You're the first customer of the day. Glad you came back. You will have to help with with a Walk Me Down the Road, Sweet Jesus. <casts a surreptitious invisiblity field over Lash's glasses so he can get a look at those eyes - blushes and removes field>

*heh* Why, Sem, Darlin'... for YOU I'll take these shades off!

*removes shades*

WHOA, is it bright in here! ;-)

*sings along with Kenny Rogers on the jukebox* Ruuuuuuuuuby... don't take your love to town...

Man, I haven't heard THAT one since I was a pup!

Anyhoo, Sem, what I remember most about a Walk Me Down...was that they were BLUE and VERY VERY strong. So wing that motha, Sem, wing it!

Okay, Let's start with a little white rum, some blue curacao, a splash of cassis, whiff of gin, some soda water, and a drizzle of cola. We'll stir it with a half of a blueberry popsicle.

By the way, if you like the 80's, you should come back for our 70's disco night - not the stuff you hear on the radio, but the hot sweaty club disco you couldn't dance to without a bottle of poppers. Don't worry, Legion World Chaplain Prime has approved.

Hi Semi, how's my favorite bartender tonight? Hey Lasher! What's that you're drinking? It's a bit...blue, isn't it?

Hey, good-lookin'. What'll it be?

<resists urge to throw invisibility field over Vee's tunic to get a look at that chest .... realizes that with great power, comes great responsibility --funny how that old 20th century phrase is still popular.>

<walks into bar>

<pulls up a seat>

May I have the house specialty. please?

Hey Semi could I bother you for a drink?

*slurp!*

MAN, that was the best Walk Me Down... EVER! Vee, you gotta try one!

Sem, I think I'll have my old favorite now... a Zombie, please!

Yo, Danny-dawg, Ice-dawg...

You gotta try Sem's Walk Me Downs.. he stirs 'em with POPCICLES!!

Hey Lash I like the new avatar!!!! I haer I was the talk of the boards earlier?

Danny, welcome back. <happy smile> I hope you didn't have too much of a hangover this morning. House special, eh? That'd be the "Cold Fusion" - just over proof gin and vodka, 100 shakes with a jalapeno.

No problem, Icey. What'll you have?

Sounds great! How much do I owe ya?

Zombie, right up, Lash. <winces and recalls first time when he went drinking illegally at age 14. Several Zombies that night>

Surpise me maybe you could come up with a drink named after me!!!!

You know your money's no good here. <wink>

One "Simmerin' Boy Toy" it is - served in a Legion Club House replica mug.

Thanks babe (lightly kisses Semi on the cheek!!!!)

At lest let me give you a tip?

Hey Icefire,

Let's go swimming!