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Oh, good! I'm sure we'll get a big bonus for capturing that intruder!

Invisible Brainiac reporting for duty!

... ... ... ... That's odd, Cobie seems to have gone missing, and the Security Office thread has fallen to page two! Gasp!

Where IS Cobie?

Odd ... could it have something to do with the

INTRUDER ALERT

INTRUDER ALERT

hmmmm ... could be ...

Are you sure HE didn't fall into Sharky's tank? That would be terrible!

I'm here!

Good to see the Security Officers are responding to the Intruder alerts! Where are they coming from?

Who is the intruder?!

Where's who coming from? The Security Officers or the intruders?

Are we being alerted to the presence of an intruder or to the presence of an intruder alert?

Because I not feeling any intruders but that noise is getting on my nerves!

I think Sharky's just hoping someone else will fall into his pool in all the confusion, like maybe Furball!

what an appalling accusation!

more appalling is that I was so transparent ...

still ...

INTRUDER ALERT!

INTRUDER ALERT!

something is definitely amiss ... and I think the next poster has an important clue to reveal ...

What's the skinny on this Alt-ID revolt that the Royal Inquisitor is babbling about?

Fortunately, my Alt-ID is well and securely sedated, but then again, maybe I should go check...

The watch for the alt ID revolt is still on, although the only alt ID to appear in recent days is the Inquisitor himself. We'll have to see how this develops...

Sharky, any word on the Intruder alert you warned us about?

Oh yeah, new checks are in the mail!

That should bring Empress out from undercovers!

Say, has anyone seen Stoopid Cat lately? It's interesting how he seems to have disappeared when the Royal Inquisitor shows up...

Security Alert! All Security Officers please pitch in to help solve this internal mystery!

The Alt ID's are either missing or in hiding, planning something devious, depending on your opinions of them. The Inquisitor swears that an alt ID revolution is coming, although Stoopid Cat seems to be under some kind of mind-control that he is fighting, and has now dissapeared.

I feel that this is only the beginning of the Alt ID mystery, and all of Legion World is going to need as much help as it can get.

Two great Security Officers: Space Ranger and the Emerald Empress are also alt ID's, and have been curiously absent for some time now.

Super Lad Kid, since you are acquainted somewhat with Tarik the Mute and his android, have you heard anything about where these two notorious alt ID's have been?

What about Giant Robotic Lesbian, Anti-Lad, Thora and the rest? Where are all the Alt Id's...and should we be afraid.

And should we consider the possibility that we should assume alt ID guises to go undercover and learn where the Alt Id's have gone to...?

Not all of the altID's are missing Cobie, I'm right here. I suggest that since I have what you might call a personal interest in this investigation, you let me take the lead on this one. I'm positive that most of the altID's are fine.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(there's only one who might not return)

ANNOUNCEMENT

Members of this most august Security Office:

Be advise that I, Queen Constance "Connie" V, have taken note of the affront that has been committed against our beloved Stoopid Cat, cherished Deputy Leader of Legion World.

I will not sit idly by and allow one of my brother felines to be sequestered, apparently by a renegade Security officer of Legion World;

I will not allow a feline sentinent to be treated so shoddily and to have his independence impeded;

Rather than inflict my own brand of "truth and justice" on this supposed respectable alt ID and self proclaimed "Defender of Truth, I instead turn to the alleged "authorities" of Legion World: the Co-Leaders (Messrs. Quislet & Varalent); the Triumvirate, leaders of the armies of Legion World; and you, the Security apparatus headed by none other than Cobalt Kid! I demand true justice and an end to this traitorous activity.

I will watch and judge your actions accordingly!

*scratch*

signed, HRFM Queen Constance "Connie" V

PS: A friendly reminder. A feline's claws were made for scratching. Mine are currently sheathed but will not remain so indefinitly!

hey connie ...

boobies!

<splash>

Hmmph! Just what one would expect from a fish!

*stops to dry off front left paw, purposefully turning back to pool in very catlike disdain*

Now that "Queenie" is out of the way...

<slides a envelope under the door to Cobalt's office>

Once Cobalt reads that he'll pay thru the nose before letting that information become public.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and once I find IT... They'll all pay)

Cobalt Kid,

I just want to make some things clear. If any Alt Id reports any prejudice or injustice done against him/her/it, then I expect the Security Office to investigate the allegation in the same efficient and fair manner in which the Security Office always operates.

Also there should be no detention of anyone (Alt ID or otherwise) unless the person has clearly violated the law.

I have no doubts that you and your Security Office will handle things with great professionalism.

If you have any questions, please come see me at HQ

<Reads letter from Space Ranger. Big Gulp!>

No...I cannot let blackmail run the Security office...

SECURITY ANNOUNCEMENT:

All security officers, Legion World leaders, and the citizens of Legion World (who are always welcome to attend public security meetings), I come to you with a heavy heart.

Tension is mounting on Legion World, and we cannot allow it to drive us into paranoia and violence--we cannot allow it to make us act irrational.

Firstly, Stoopid Cat is missing, and he is the elected deputy leader of Legion World. It is up to us, the Security Office, to find him. Help from the resident LMBers of Legion World will be appreciated.

Secondly, it appears that Space Ranger, the long-time honorable Security Officer...has gone rogue. I offer this:

Undoubtedly, Space Ranger has captured Stoopid Cat, and now plans an alt ID revolution. We must stop him! It is up to us to find our deputy leader, stop this revolution, and bring Space Ranger to justice if he has indeed committed any crimes.

He was once our great friend, and I still consider him so. But he has been betrayed by the bigotry against alt ID's in this world, and now is blinded to the point where he wants a revolution. I expect other devious alt ID's to join him, and they must be stopped.

However, not all alt ID's are devious, and we must protect them--from both the renegade alt ID's and the citizens of Legion World who would seek to blame these innocents for the revolution they want no part of.

I hereby place Space Ranger on expelled status from the Security Office, although I hope that in time he can rejoin us. But a potential revolutionary is too dangerous.

Thirdly- Queen Connie. Who this is, is still a bit of a mystery. But she appears to be threatening, and has alluded to having some kind of power behind the scenes in the Varalent/Quislet administration, even saying that she got Stoopid Cat elected behind the scenes. Because of the institutional racism against felines that exists on Legion World, she openly has tried to rally other felines to her side.

Consequently, the Security Office now labels her as a threat, until it is proven otherwise. She isn't to be arrest or detained...but she is to be watched for the time being.

As a personnal note, this can be settled peacefully, especially since we have the same goal--finding Stoopid Cat. However, we can't have a loose cannon going around Legion World stiring up trouble.

Lastly, Space Ranger is searching for some item he wishes to use against all of us! We must find it before he does!

-Cobalt Kid

Connie is no threat (other than to Space Ranger, I suspect if she catches him with his guard down!)

She is simply incensed at the shabby treatment Space Ranger has shown a feline. (She's very proud of the fact that a feline was elected Deputy Leader of Legion World!)

Of course as with all cats (even Stoopid Cat) she thinks she's in control of her human. It's a cat thing. You'd have to share your lfe with one to understand.

Update:

Queen Connie is indeed not a threat. She is Vee's feline (they are each other's pets, you know how the customs of felines goes), and it is clear that she meant know harm. The tension of Legion World, combined with ignorance to the customs and speech patterns of felines led me to believe that Connie was acting devious, when it was apparent that she was merely a cat backed into a corner.

However-now she too has been kidnapped by Space Ranger. Again, he has committed another crime on Legion World, and we have another victim to find!

I still can't believe that Spaced Ranger would go rogue on us! That just isn't right!

There really should be a graelin for 'incenced from Surrey'