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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - Original Silver Age Thread!
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Security Bulletin: Please note that the Security Office cannot and does not endorse any candidates in the upcoming Legion World elections. Although the Chief of Security, Cobalt Kid, is running for leader, the Security Office in no way can support any campaign. The days of the Security Office acting as a Praetorian Guard of Emperor Makers is long past. Further, the Security Office will, as always, remain open throughout this election season and into the next term. Since Chief of Security is a title given to Cobalt Kid for life, he cannot and will not be replaced and will ensure that the shift is an easy one. Should Cobalt Kid be elected, by any chance, he will name a new Chief of Security for his term as leader. A full security report will be prepared for the new leader as well. Please log in all the overtime you have worked this term. Oh, and vote Cobalt!
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Cobalt Kid,
It is good to see that you will not be using your office to influence voters in the upcoming election.
Please let your staff know that I have fresh supplies of donuts arriving hourly at my porch.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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If you get elected, will you get another statue?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Security Bulletin:
Should Cobalt Kid be elected, by any chance, he will name a new Chief of Security for his term as leader. Hmmm, potential pay raise... Ah, but then I'd actually have to do something besides lock the doors. Good luck on the election. I'd best make sure I'm registered to vote. Block the Vote!!! Well that doesn't work as intended. Rock the Boat!!! Nope, that's not it either. What is that saying? Sigh, colloquialisms...
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How aboout this one Blokade Boy..... Vote for V-ictory!! It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think? V-ee
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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V, Now THAT's bold! Walking into the security office and campaigning. So far, I like Sharklad's political platform.
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People aren't allowed to campaign in the Security Office, but we do accept cookies and other goodies! Blockade Boy, I'm glad to see you around! Want some extra overtime? Vote Cobalt! Oh, um, I mean, either way, the Security Office will remain the same . Lots of overtime...kinda And Sharky, the motto of the Security Office, "boobies", is an important part of my campaign.
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That wasn't campaigning, no sir! It's just that I'm a very helpful person and Blockade Boy seemed to be in need of a suggestion for a campaign slogan and I really thought my suggestion has verve & vitality!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm, it seems that the Security Officers have gotten into the habit of coming by to pick their checks up and then dissapearing for weeks on end!
Just checking in from my deep undercover assignment. Hmmmm, are you sure this is my check? It doesn't seem as big as it used to. I wonder if Varalent or Stoopid Cat would be interested in a little contract renegotiation in exchange for a few votes.
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Originally posted by Super Lad Kid: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [b] Hm, it seems that the Security Officers have gotten into the habit of coming by to pick their checks up and then dissapearing for weeks on end!
Just checking in from my deep undercover assignment. Hmmmm, are you sure this is my check? It doesn't seem as big as it used to. I wonder if Varalent or Stoopid Cat would be interested in a little contract renegotiation in exchange for a few votes.[/b]Hey SLKid! Don't you remember my offer from the last campaign? It still stands! I believe in rewarding talent.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Varalent: I really thought my suggestion has verve & vitality! V's verve and vitality. Alliteration is also good. Somehow, if we could combine them, alliteration, boobies, and, uh,...overtime, it might make the voting easier.
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Wow, look at this! A huge bonus for all Security Officers! What a coincidence!
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Hey BB, how about va-va-va-voobies!
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Not sure what exactly a "voobie" is, but it's quite titilating. I could vote for a voobie.
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I'm a bigger fan of a boobie ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy: Not sure what exactly a "voobie" is, but it's quite titilating.
It's sounds like something a Clear Channel DJ would come up with to stay out of trouble.
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Hello, Security? There's a fire in the mansion.
Cobie? Anybody?
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I'm here FC! Fire, you say? No prob, I'll be right over to help put it out!
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Lets see--Arachne, Super Lad Kid and Blockade Boy have all been around Legion World recently, but have they been around the Security Office?
And where O' where has IB gone? He's sorely missed!
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IB's studying like all good students I suspect.
So what's the chief up to these days?
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This would be a terrible time for evil-doers to attack Legion World. The Security Office just seems to be empty every time I stop by.
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Yes, I have been studying while I've been away. I think you'd like to meet my tutor, Cobie. She makes good use of her voobies. Kidding aside, it's great to be back! Good luck, Cobie!
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