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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
In the meantime, do you think you could help me repair the Security Office? The doors have been destroyed, and the walls and ceiling of my office are in shambles. And let us remember exactly who IS the wall, the ceilings, the floors... I'm glad you got your guy, but the team fighting techniques could use some work.
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Umm, guys? I think it might be a good idea to evacuate the building. Someone, not me, might have planted a bomb in the sewer system because no-one told them that the Inquisitor hgad fallen and it's likely to go off any
KABLOOOMM!!! (that should be a big red explosion but I can't work out how to do it)
oops.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Wow. Who knew you were capable of such a forceful explosion, Nighty...?  
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We're just lucky it wasn't Space Ranger.
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 ! Could someone restore the Security Office for me? Emerald Empress? LMBP Spectre? Leave the rest of Legion World as is...
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Darn! Not only was I late for the party, but it seems as if the Security Office has been destroyed, along with most of the evidence of Cobie's debauchery. Oh, well, I guess I better find the place where the resistance does NOT meet, before some STUbots show up and take me away...
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Originally posted by Giant Cobalt Amoeba:
Could someone restore the Security Office for me? Emerald Empress? I doubt it. The Empress is currently... occupied.
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[A spider scurries through the wreckage of the Security Office and transforms into a human. Standing in a tough-girl pose that would make Trinity give up leather for good, she peers over the rim of her ultra-cool shades at the devestation.]
Bloody hell! Can't I go away for a few days without the whole place falling apart?
By the way, Cobie, here are the blueprints to Stu's mansion. I came across them while I was trying to find my way out. I figured you might be wanting them. You wouldn't believe the number of security cameras I had to get around.
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Very nicely done Arachne! These could come in handy sometime!
Although it now appears that Stu is not the tyrant we thought of all along!
The Security Office now has a much deeper mystery to solve: who is the true villian behind the illusions on Legion World? Who made us believe Stu was such an evil dictator?
(And can someone with magic powers restore the Security Office for me?)
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I suppose I could make a tent out of some webs...
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Well, I suppose since I'm finally feeling better and I wasn't around for the latest crisis, I could at least clean a few things up.
<Green Energy restores Security Office to almost pristine condition>
Hmmm... How did that get there? Maybe nobody will notice if I put this lampshade on top of it.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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It looks like the clean-up went well. You're very competent, AQ! But....something seems out of place here....
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Yeah I don't recall that lamp...
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Nor these tasteful nude statues.
(They were tasteless nude statues previously.)
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But now these statues have had... enhancements.
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Thanks Abin! The Security Office greatly appreciates what you've done! I don't know about the lamp, but as long as it's down the hall in Emerald Empress's or IB's office, it's fine with me! And those nude statues have always been there, now they just aren't doing sick things to each other . Glad to see my Security Officers stopping in again! Blockade Boy, Arachne, IB, Space Ranger, EE and Super Lad Kid, the Security Office always has a need for your presence! (And Arachne, those web tents are pretty kewl...)
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Cobie Cakes, after recent events I would appreciate it if you could check the security systems in the Embassy. I would feel safer in my bed at night knowing that you've given me your personal once-over.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Princess, after I change back to human form, that is the first thing on my to-do list that needs to get done! I'll be there ASAP, checking the Security throughout the whole Embassy and even making sure that your bedroom is safe too . And then maybe you could give me a once-over to make sure that my human form is the same as it always was...
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Cobie wants to slip into something more comfortable
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: Cobie wants to slip into something more comfortable I'll remember to wear silk underwear, then
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Cobie, I'm going to leave this Green Energy Construct in your office. It's a Presto-Chango Chamber, or at least thats what the Oan Version of Cap't Crunch says on the back of the package.
Just step inside and you will be returned to your natural form. (I Hope)
Just in case I'm gonna go practice some more on your statue....
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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Cobie: Whatever you do, DO NOT step into Abin's Presto-Chango Chamber. He mistranslated the Oan words on the back of the package of Cap'n Crunch. (I think he used last months Secret Decoder Ring by mistake.)
This contraption is actually a Pretzel Baking Oven. I'd hate to think what it might do to you in your current...state.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Hey, I used the right decoder ring. See it's this one right here... Oops... Well maybe its this one... Aw Crap... Anyway it'll work Cobie, I just know it will, trust me!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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