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Greybird and Fat Cramer: I will contact about the rendezvous soon.

StuBot:

I will not resign or leave this office! I have been appointed for life, first by the LMBP founders and then by Princess Crujectra, first leader of Legion World. I will not resign from my post, unless I am killed, which I assume you are ready to do. Bring your worst I say. My office is protected, and I will never allow the Royal Inquisitor, that shameless Eunuch, ever take over as Security Chief!

Stu the Unstoppable will be stopped, this I promise!

*If only my other Security Officers were here, I fear that I'll be all alone tonight, and they may try to break in and take me. Where once Stu was my friend, I fear that my death might be at his hands...I can only do my best*

Come and try to take me if you will, but my magnetism is a potent force.

*Now the question, stay and fight, or regroup at Crujeckie's? Either way, I'll never resign from my post...*

LEGION WORLD COLLEGE OF MUSIC

To: Triumvir Cobalt
From: H.R. Pufnstuf, College Dean
(via Greybird's Winged Mail)
Subj: Proper Martial Music

I have found the perfect theme for the bands of our marching armies, giving our un-esteemed foe the degree of satirical respect he deserves. You may download it here . Always liked those drums, by the way.

Do be careful to not erase this recording with your magnetic powers! Please!

Hail Victory! Let Us Not Be STUpefied!

Cobalt Kid, I stand outside your office prepared to enter it with force and destroy you if need be. For too long have you held the title of Security Chief despite being the epitomy of debauchery on Legion World. I will take pleasure in killing you for your crimes. "Shameless Eunuch"? You shall regret those words.

If you are still inside when I decide to force my way in and make this office my own, then your life is forfeit.

I, the Royal Inquisitor, have been named the new Chief of Security on Legion World under Stu. My first order of business will be to overtake this office and destroy Cobalt Kid if he is inside.

Secondly, the following are condemned without trial: Emerald Empress, Semi-Transparent Fellow, Varalent, Icefyre, Danny Blaine, Harbinger and Giant Squid.

Now, I will give you until midnight to leave Cobalt Kid, and then if you have not decided, I will show you the wrath of the Inquisition.

Hello, Inquisitor,

Apparently Cobalt Kid is off doing Serious Security Work Right Now, However I happen to be available to answer any concerns or questions you may have. Would you care to step inside?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Every time I try to catch a quick cat-nap someone knocks at the door.)

Inquistor,

Speaking as one of the Legal expert here on Legion World, I can assure you that it is the very basis of all justice and a cornerstone of all civilization, and certainly true here on Legion World, that all sentients are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

And as Legion World is based in part on English Common Law and American separation of power, STU as the Leader , while may holding the Executive branch of power, can not rule over the application of judical power. And the Security Office is part of the Excutive branch of Legion World also does not weild judical power.

Therefore any attempts to punish any individuals for any alleged crimes without a judical order is extra-legal and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Or, you know, it's like a set of checks, where you start out at #101 or so in order to look like you've been around awhile.

I might point out that Quis was appointed as Chief Magistrate of the Legion World Tribunal. As such, it is HE that will rule on the guilt or innocence of the accussed not our puffed up quasi-Imperial buffoon!

I'm glad that people have showed up again, especially Space Ranger! With Vee renouncing his support of Stu, the resistance has a chance to take hold while we wait for the armies of the Triumvirate.

Maybe now would be a good time to leave the Security office to figure out where FC and Grey are and to see what's happened on Legion World? I hope the Inquisitor doesn't come while I'm away though...

Quislet Esq., if you try to stop me, you will be arrested and tried under the rules of the Inquisition. Do not think your petty laws apply to me.

I have waited long enough. ROBOTS! BEGIN THE INVASION OF THE SECURITY OFFICE!

If Cobalt Kid is found, destroy him. My sources tell me there are no Security Officers present, although Space Ranger may have been spotted. No need to worry, he is a petty human and will easily fall. Destroy him if you find him.

As of now, I am the new Security Chief!

Dammit! The Inquisitor has broken into the Security Office! I can only hope that Space Ranger isn't in there! And that IB or others don't return now...

What to do now? Maybe I should take refuge with FC and Greybird and meet with the others while my army mobilizes.

I swear the Royal Inquisitor will pay for this. I haven't resigned or died yet, which means that I'm still Security Chief, no matter what! I still have the ancient laws of Legion World on my side...

<dissapears, thinking about final showdown with the Royal Inquisitor...>

And so it is mine. Let a new reign of terror begin...

All felines are under arrest.

Those listed in the Inquisition are under arrest.

And Cobalt Kid is under arrest.

So has spoken the Royal Inquisitor.

Long Live Stu!

We may be in retreat, but we're still fighting. I wonder if the Royal Inquisitor knows about the remote self-destruct device that Cobie installed in the Security headquarters, which can only be activated by the Security Chief?

I'll just do a quick tour of LW to assess the situation while all the tyrants are sleeping.

Cobie, I am increasingly convinced that the Royal Inquisitor is the true source of all this trouble. There is evidence (which I obtained several weeks ago and had Stoopid Cat hide for me) that R.I. possesses mind control powers. While I feared he was lurking in the shadows of Legion World, the boldness and extent of his control, attacking our once-beloved leader himself, has surprised me.

Winema Wazzo is simply an opportunist, latching on to whatever power center she can. While she should not be underestimated, she is unlikely to pose a significant threat.

Kid Prime still appears to be imprisoned in some vortex. We should dispatch a team to rescue him before something awful happens. If nothing more, his hair must be a mess by now - and he's probably hungry.

Other members of the resistance are secure, but hidden. Jinx has been sighted in the mansion.

Inquistor,

First, they are not my "petty laws". They are the laws and rules of civilized society. And they apply to everyone.

A person may be able to ignore the laws of society for a while, but they continue long after that person is gone.

My advice to you is to not act so capriciously and ham-fisted.

It is my position here on Legion World to decide matters of law. If you violate the law, you will be held accountable.

<shakes head>

Seems like I missed Fat Cramer. I'll meet up soon enough...

I hereby declare that the media no longer has the right to broadcast for the next week, for Legion World is in a state of emergency.

Any violating this order are to be arrested and tried under a special military tribunal. There is only one punishment for disobeying Stu the Unstoppable.

Nah-nee-nah-nah-nah-nah! Can't get through my force-field belt, and the field repels all teleports, and has the consistancy of Teflon™ to anything I don't want touching it

Oh, and I just set up a spare around the media station. Just thought I'd mention it

J'accuse!

Exile for the Royal Inquisitor!

And why haven't we heard from STU himself? I bet he's being held against his will. He probably tried to break the mind control and was subdued and imprisoned, subjected to the manipulations of Winema Wazzo, a known Shameless Hussy, who lacks fashion sense.

FREE STU!

Hey guys, just making my monthly visit to the Security Office. Everything Ok around here? Good, looks like nothing's changed. Oh, I'll just take my paycheck and leave now. Catch you all later.

Hmmm, who changed the name on Cobie's Door?

Rather officious looking sort that guy. Puts up quite a stink too!

Vent fans on!

Ahh, he's wearing a name tag.

I.n.q.u.i.sitor?

Don't like him. Think I'll lock him in the john until Cobie comes back.

Now where's my check? Ah. Back to sleep.

Quick thinking, BB. Now we'll just wait for Cobalt Kid, who can take care of the Inquisitor, change the name on the door and hand you your paycheck.

Nice job Blockade Boy! Maybe I can make my way back into the Security Office now!

Better hurry. The stench is eating away at some of my softer alloys.

All the money that was meant for your checks has been confiscated by the Security Office. It has now gone to the fund that is setting up the Imperial Wedding of his majesty Stu and his lovely bride, Winema Wazzo.