Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Original Silver Age Thread!

Abin Quank should start his own thread! Abin Quank's janitorial closet! And we can even use it for something else when he's not around...

I'd clean that up if I could get all of the "Cool Kids" out of my Janitorial Closet long enough for me to get a mop.

But those cool kids have found a secret thread all for their own!

Abin, can you take care of that leak for me? Or is that from Sharky's under-water office upstairs?

Who put an underwater office on the second floor? Did Dr. Mayavale design this place?

Don't as me, I just run things around here.

Well, the leak seems to have been fixed. I guess Abin Q. got on it right away, so there's not much damage. You might want to consider putting the pool in the cellar - just flood the dungeons, they're all empty.

Which reminds me - there haven't been any evil doers around Legion World for quite a while. You guys are doing a great job! "Use the monopoly of force to promote happiness by maintaining public order and curbing violence." (from Guns, Germs and Steel)

Perhaps it's time for a new wave of evil alt iDs. Say, that reminds me, you guys haven't locked EDE up by accident, have you?

Okay Cobie, I moved Sharkey's Office/Tank to the second sub-basement and installed a direct path to the pool at the Starlight Lounge/Beacon. Now what do you want done with the pile of bones he had in there?

Um...I guess bury them in the backyard or give them to Stu to play with when he's not leading Legion World

And there haven't been too many Alt ID's around here lately, proof that the Security Office had done a great job and was created with good reason.

If Royal Inquisitor, Tarik the Mute, Tarik the Mute's Android, Evil Queen, Giant Robotic Lesbian, Anti-Lad or Brainiac4 show up, you know we'll be there! And if Thora shows up, someone have my lawyer present...unless she wants to get nostalgic

Wow, it sure must be quiet if the Security Office can drift to page 2....

I hope you guys are monitoring this growing Mike Nasser cult. The Nasserites seem to have taken over Pov and PoFoBoy. Will others succumb?

(Both these LW members have been known to express a fondness for monkeys. Do you think there could be a link between monkeys and Nasser cultists?)

Gasp! I knew it! Monkey-Eater Lad!!!!!!

We need to really watch this Mike Nassar situation! And Pov can't cry religious discrimination, since no such thing exists on Legion World! Has Pov become a danger to himself?

How is Monkey-Eater Lad involved?

Security Officers unite (or risk getting a huge pay cut by not posting in this thread )!

Yikes!

I'm here!

I think it's the insiduous influence of the Cult of the Wiggles chanting "Do the monkey... monkey, monkey..." over and over again...

is nothing sacred?

Yes. Nothing is sacred.

According to our no religious discrimination policy, anyway.

Does someone get to go undercover again? Like the last time when we infiltrated the Intergalactic Cheerleading Squad Competitions? Ah, I still have fond memories of that mission...

I just realized that Cobie has a higher post-per-day ratio than me. Something else else must be done about this unacceptable condition...

I suppose someone should go and guard the member directory files against tampering now.

I didn't know that was possible ! I'm just trying to copy you oh fearless leader, slowly making my way through the top forty as you did!

And it's good to see people popping up in hear! Security is a serious issue! We need to watch out for these critters:

And what are we supposed to do when we find one?

Um...cook them I guess? Anyone know how they taste?

(Besides Sharky, I think he likes them rare )

All I know is I'm not going to gut anything that size.

Um...I think Inivisible Brainiac is the newest officer...he can have that honor