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I still plan to take care of my Princess whenever she needs me to...
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That may be a full time job. 
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Speaking of which, you'd better hurry, Cobie.
Booty-- er, duty calls!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Invisible Brainiac, you've been drafted into the Security Office as one of it's newest officers! If you need to, you can bring in any cat for questioning if your office is continually being vandalized ! (Well, except FC when she's not Dark Cramer or Satan Claws Cramer!)
All right! I get to be under Cobie!!! Hm... Wait a minute... That doesn't sound quite right... Okay, let's try that again... I get to WORK under Cobie!!! That's better  So when do we start rounding up the troublemakers? Do we even have enough jail space for all of them?
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Start rounding up the troublemakers pronto! The punishment for "troublemaking" is the deletion of 25 posts from the offender's post count. 
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Invis B., I'll let you know when there are trouble makers you need to round up! Keep an eye out for the Royal Inquisitor, Tarik the Mute, his android, Anti-Lad, Thora, Giant Robotic Lesbian and Braniac4. These are all suspicious characters, although some, like Thora, may truly be trying to make the best of their stay here. In the meantime, your office is down the hall, your pay is enough so that you can retire early, make up your own overtime, and grab one of the groupies outside! We security officers are like celebrities around here and our fans gather outside often. In my case, the erected a statue of me on Legion World, but this may be do to my devilish good looks  . Anyway, when Sharky isn't eating them, our fans are a good time ! Security Officer update (for Stu): Shark Lad Space Ranger Emerald Empress Super Lad Kid Arachne Invisible Brainiac Cobalt Kid (Security Chief) are there any other Security officers that I've missed? If there are, they need to check in more!
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The two plaques in the mansion's office have been updated to reflect current changes made at the wise counsel of the Chief of Staff, Varalent. Check \'em out. (Arachne has been appointed to an ambassadorship, but, as such, she can still wear dark glasses and look fierce...)
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Thanks for the update Stu! I guess Arachne can work with the Security Office at her own convienence then, to pick up over-time checks whenever she needs one ! Looks like Blockade Boy has been drafted too! Hope he knows that the main requirement is to post in the Security thread!
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I can't just hang around looking solid?
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Welcome aboard Blockade Boy! Hanging around looking solid is fine, as long as you do it in the Security Thread
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Originally posted by STU:
(Arachne has been appointed to an ambassadorship, but, as such, she can still wear dark glasses and look fierce...)  Why is everybody trying to put me to work these days?
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Tell me about it. STU done went and made me an Ambassador too.
Seems I'm spendin' more time 'round these parts than back home at the ranch these days.
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You can never have enough work these days Arachne Keep dropping by the Security Office though! Raging Bull, I know that you spend a lot of time at the ranch, but let me know if you want a part-tiem job at the Security Office! We're always looking for new officers! And where have the old ones been? The checks are starting to pile up again...
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Hey, shouldn't I have some security position as well. With my powers of semi-transparency and my position as bartender, I could gather a lot of useful information.
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You can be on the secret-secret squad. We can't give you an official title, because that would compromise the security of the position. For all anyone knows, you're just the Official Arbiter of Taste in these parts...
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Semi, I consider you and Vee to be my top-secret Security Team! With your powers, and jobs as bartenders, you both make quite the espionage team!
Plus, I haven't forgotten of your not-yet-revealed-power, which can always come in handy...
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Stu, looks like we had the same idea
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Okay, we'll just keep this really really secret, then.
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Don't worry, only those affiliated with the Security Office can read this thread
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Right. And don't mention the secret-secret secret any more.
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What secret? The one on all the notes in the trash can? Or the one that Cobie keeps in the bottom left hand drawer of his desk?
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Under a bottle of Johnny Walker Black. I figure no one can resist downing the bottle so they'd be too drunk to read it anyway
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Better change bottles, I think the Ranger finished that one!
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I knew it was a bad choice ! Tell your brother to stop by the Security Office more Abin, we conviscated a whole truckload of Johnny Walker Black and are going through the evidence
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