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[also kisses Mantis] Cobie, you should let your elders go first! 
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CAreful thee, STU puppy! One should never presume to kiss a Celestial Madonna without her permission. She's liable to kick your head clear off of your neck! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I like to live dangerously. [kisses Mantis again]
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*chomp!*
Mmm, mistletoe. Nice of Cobie to leave some snacks out for visitors.
*chomp!*
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
*chomp!*
Mmm, mistletoe. Nice of Cobie to leave some snacks out for visitors.
*chomp!*  Well, there are 75 of them! Enough to feed you Miner and have a 'good time' with Mantis and whoever else is up for it! <kisses Mantis>
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is this office remaining open or do I have to look for a new job?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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We're still open for business Sharky! Your job is safe! (I'll post a full report for Stu when I'm not at my real life job  ) But Security Office stays as is!
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Cobie Cakes, even though I'm no longer an Ambassador, will you still keep an eye on me? 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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I'll keep both eyes, both hands and whatever else you want
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Here is a copy of the report submitted to the new Legion World/LMBP leader Stu. So you see, fellow security officers, we're good to go for the forseeable future! Sharky, Ranger, Empress and SLK, we deserve a Christmas bonus! Anyone else looking for a job in security? Miner? Arachne? Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Stu, here is an update on the Security Office to bring you up to speed as the New Leader of Legion World.
It can be found here
Our current budjet is documented as unlimited
I, Cobalt Kid, act as Head of Security (which was other wise known as The Royal Guard under Princess Crujectra, although this title no longer applies).
In my office, the following are Chief Security Officers, answering directly to me:
Space Ranger
Emerald Empress
Shark Lad
Super Lad Kid
There are also a variety of low level positions and internships that some of the Legion Academy students fill, although known of these positions are allowed access to high-level areas.
We also keep tabs on a variety of 'shady' individuals on Legion World, some of which are known (i.e. Royal Inquisitor, Tarik the Mute, etc.), and some of which are secret.
I have two to three other secret agents on Legion World as well, whose identities must remains secret. Through them, I have a web of spies in the Legion World underworld.
And rumors of an ultra secret alliance in the Security office are strictly rumors. Everything the public needs to know is on paper.
PS- since the Security Officers are basically celebrities here on Legion World, a host of citizens anxiously await outside our office to catch a glimpse of us. We feel it's necessary to occasionally cater to our groupies  .
PPS- the Security Office is not responsible for paying child support for any of my half-dozen children, since for some strange reason, they are all over the age of 16.
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BUMP!
Remember Security Officers, the timeliness of your paychecks depends on the continually appearance of this thread on Page One! If you guys don't post here, none of us will get payed!
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Cobie,
If I have to scamper back here periodicaly to let you know I'm alive, this investigation is going to be in big trouble. Just hit my account with the direct deposits and I'll be ready when the fun starts and the fur flies.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Now where did I put those Falsies?)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Ranger, I can always make sure you get payed, but whose going to help me if another alien invasion threatens Legion World? Your status as a Security Officer is vital to the safety of everyone! (Besides, I hired two new interns for you, wait'll you get your eyes on them...)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
BUMP!
Remember Security Officers, the timeliness of your paychecks depends on the continually appearance of this thread on Page One! If you guys don't post here, none of us will get payed! Oh! That's right! Today IS payday isn't it.
Rank hath it's privileges
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
(Besides, I hired two new interns for you, wait'll you get your eyes on them...) So, Cobie dear, did you hire some new interns for me as well?
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Of course! But if you need any special attention, you know you can always just come to me
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Of course! You know I will somethings an intern just CAN'T do for you!
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Reporting for duty, Sir. Nice to know our jobs are still safe. So will any of my duties change now that STU is President?
I'll be following close behind him on public appearances? No problem. Uh, you say I need new equipment? Sure, ok. Uh, what am I going to do with this little shovel?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Anyone else looking for a job in security? Miner? Arachne? Hmm, why not? I ought to do something other than sit around in SHAKES all day.
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Originally posted by Arachne: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] Anyone else looking for a job in security? Miner? Arachne? Hey, Arachne, hope you get hired. BTW, the key to passing the drug test is to just keep answering C.
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SLK and Arachne, the security job doesn't entail much -- basically just wearing dark glasses all the time and looking fierce.
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Arachne, consider yourself hired! Your office is waiting for you down the hall, and you can hire as many interns as you want for whatever you want! The only job of a Security Officer that matters is that you post in the Security Thread when you can! Other than that, there is the whole espionage protection of Legion World and outright stance against invasion that the Security office entails, but these things don't do much to hinder the daily routine of drinks at SHAKES and coffee at Cafe Cramer Welcome aboard! You pay has been adjusted so that you will be set for a lifetime. We Security Officers have no qualms about overpaying ourselves
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Welcome to the Office of Security Arachne dear! It'll be nice to have a girlfriend around here to help keep these little boys in line! They DO get themselves into trouble all the time and we'll need to pull they're behinds out of the fire but in the meantime we can have great fun! Oh! And DO make sure to hire yourself a couple of young interns! They can be SO...comforting...to have around at times!
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I'll take your advice, EE.
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