Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Original Silver Age Thread!

I think Thora may play the role of "Legion World Official Man-hater with a Strap-on." That should send us all scurrying.

"Eat off it?"

I'm fairly positive that I don't even want to TOUCH it!

. I guess it does need a good cleaning. Anyone who'd rather not know what's happened on it, do yourself a favor and don't read the beginning of this thread!

And Princess, for some reason, you seem extra beautiful today...

Attention Cobalt Kid!

The Warden has agreed that I would benefit from employment among the common people upon my parole.

I hereby request a posting in your Security Office. My qualifications: all-round genius, expert technician with security systems, leadership skills and a refreshing taste for bloodshed.

I will be arriving shortly. Please have my quarters prepared.

Brainaic4, I've arranged for you to have an office and living quarters and a position in the Security Office. Since you will be paroled, the position will have to be renewed at the end of every month to determine if you have used your role as a security officer to serve justice and not your own ends.

In addition, I've assigned Space Ranger, the Emerald Empress and Super Lad Kid to fuction as your weekly partners so that they can determine how well you are doing. This is all procedure though, so don't worry. We need to make sure you don't have your own evil ends...

If you have any questions, come into my office and we can talk about them. I'm more than willing to work things out, and there are many ways I can be persuaded


Any others have opinions on this?

Cobalt, dear, I am afraid that I am beginning to question your judgement in personnel. Don't get me wrong... I'm all for employing those that have paid their debt to society. However, I am not sure that the Security Department is necessarily the best place for them.

Are you certain that you are not allowing their... feminine charms... to cloud your better judgement in this matter? I would hate to think that you are allowing your social life to dictate your professional responsibilities.

To be honest Crujeckie, I just wanted to see who else was paying attention! It seems my security officers haven't been around much lately!

I've also thought this through a bit, and fear this may not be the best place for a former criminal, even if she's on probation. You've confirmed those opinions.

So sorry Brainiac4, you may have to show that you're a lawful Legion World citizen first before you can start working in this office. I can offer you a job at a lower level, such as an attachee to Space Ranger, the Emerald Empress or Super Lad Kid, but you'll need to work your way up to the role of 'security officer'. These are necessary precuations we must take to ensure that security is provided here on Legion World. Therefore, you can have a lower level job, but you won't have the authority to conduct your own investigations and you won't have access to classified material and authorization-only zones.

Give it a chance though, and prove that you're a lawful Legion World citizen. I would avoid Mekt Ranzz, Thora, Royal Inquisitor and Winema Wazzo if you have alternative plans here on Legion World, since they are all under investigation for such a thing right now.

Chief Lifeguard reporting for duty!

hee hee, I said duty ...

Your tank and office are ready for you Sharky when you need them! Welcome aboard! Just take your pick from the groupies outside!

You're going to let him eat on the job???

Well, I'm not going to stop him! It's been hard enough trying to make sure people stopping by the Embassy or the Starfield Lounge haven't been bit yet!

I don't think two people will fit in the new tank.

Well I hardly think Security Office personnel should go around eating groupies or the citizens they are hired to protect. Cobie, space lawyers are observing this situation very closely. You may want to rethink your policies.

hey semi ... a sharks gotta do what a sharks gotta do ...

I think if Sharks are stroked properly, they can be quite tame

Sadly, sharks rarely enjoy an intimate caress... their skin is quite abrasive and can easily cut human flesh at a touch.

Believe me, STU, Sharks have their G-Spots.

Yeah, but there are usually a couple of horny ramoras clinging to those spots at any given time...

Cobie, I see Greybird has a nasty case of the flu. Do we have any quarantine procedures if needed? For that matter, is there a doctor on Legion World?

tattle tale ...

Semi, the lawyers of Legion World have a very good relationship with the Security Office. And we don't go around eating our groupies, unless any of the females would like us to

Currently, Legion World has a few doctors that haven't been named, but work with the LMBP Embassy. Dr. Lesbon, who followed EDE from Thora's planet works at the local hospital when she isn't chasing him around.

However, quarrantine policies haven't been fully established, so if an outbreak occured, I think we'd have to figure out a way to get everyone secure. Maybe some kind of tea and biscuit party for the sic and the doctorial staff would be a good idea

Grey can survive in deep space, yes?

Greybird could survie in space, but apparently he may be doing better, so we'll see.


Currently, the Security office is developing a new quarrantine technique. It involves making the sick were a large letter "A" that is dark scarlett and place it on their foreheads. This should let people know they are sick.

Any feelings on this new method. Too severe? Failure to give your own opinion on it will be taken to mean that you are completely in agreement...

One would think that branding of people would have gone out in the early 2000's. Don't we have magic cure-alls for illness in 3003?