Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Cobalt's Office of Security - Original Silver Age Thread!

I think people are more focused on ways to get under your desk than on causing trouble

Yes, you know how everyone loves a man in uniform.

Perhaps that's where the Royal Inquisitor has been these last few weeks?

Well, while I do suspect he has a crush on me, I'm stricly a ladies man. So ladies... how YOU doin?

Well, I can't speak for anyone else, Cobie Cakes, but I'd be doing MUCH better if you would FINALLY get a picture of yourself scanned and posted so that I can FINALLY see what you look like.

Pretty please?

Good news then! My mom and dad just got a scanner, so I think I'd be able to scan a picture finally! I'd have to have my little brother do it for me of course, since that seems way too complicated for me! Now I just have to find a good picture

*ahem, bump, for any new Legion Worlders who may feel the need to approach the security office for Legion World matters...*

I have a "matter" ...

Anything I can help you with Sharky? My colleagues don't seem to be around much lately here, but I'm still taking care of security matters...

Everything been nice and quiet around here lately? You do sound bored....

How 'bout one with you holding up a big bowl of UConn Dairy Bar ice cream? Damn, that's good stuff.

Or maybe one smoking a big cigar...

Cobie dear, I have an "undercover" matter I think I would like your help with.

It looks as if things are heating up for Security. Perhaps Hallowe'en unleashed the boglins and evil spirits....Mekt and Thora appear to be stepping up their activity, and some lunatic called Brainiac 4 hijacked my omnicom last night.

I'll change my password and check for damage - I just hope she didn't go internet shopping on my credit card....

You might want to step up the security sweeps here. Let me know if you need help.

Hello. Looking for me?

I'll definately keep an eye on things! And EE, I'm always willing to go undercover with you

Stu, that ice cream is really good isn't it? I haven't had any in awhile, but now that I'm thinking about it, I might have to cave in and go get some...

with a fedora hat and trenchcoat too?

why not

I've only had Jonathan Supreme, but it was soooooooo good...

My favorite is Black Raspberry! The only problem is that whenever I go, I spend the majority of the next two weeks there

Cobalt Kid, if you have finished with your consumption of high-fat dairy products, perhaps you'll find some time in which we can discuss my employment with your security operation.

My release date is fast approaching and I do feel the need for something to occupy my time.

Is it safe to come in yet?

Apparently not. Something else else frightening must be going on, because a bunch of people all seem to be hiding under Cobie's desk...

STU, has anyone thought to let you out for a walk lately? Eewww, I see it's too late. No wonder they're all hiding under the desk.

Methinks someone is going to require a larger desk...

Be careful everyone, that desk has seen some risky shenanagans, I wouldn't eat off it

It's safe to come in, I have a little section for dogs and cats to go to the bathroom if need be. In Super Lad Kid's office of course

Brainiac4, tell me about yourself. I notice that you were attempting to contact Thora and Mekt Ranzz. I have a history with Thora and am currently trying to figure out what type of role she'll play on Legion World. Hopefully it'll be a peaceful one, which is what I also hope your role will be. If you think you could help me maintain a peaceful and friendly atmosphere on Legion World, there is always a position in the Security office. However, I hope there aren't any alterior motives. (Don't be offended, I have to have this talk with all applicates, it's required. Just ask the Empress.)