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 Does that mean that you'll take Lash and Danny, but not me anymore?
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Hmmmm... the plot is thickening...
Touch the magic...
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Well, I'd help you Cobalt Kid, but I'm still traumatized over what the Giant Robotic Lesbion and Anti-Lad did to me when I tried to disguise myself as Ultra Lass Girl.
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Originally posted by Princess Crujectra: Originally posted by Thora:
[b] That's right, Crujectra... take the side of the males.
You're nothing more than a Sperm Bank to them, you know. This "temple" you compare your body to...? It is a rather large, old building, I trust?
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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And now the latest Legion World mystery:
Where has Mantis been, and what was her secret that she hadn't yet revealed to us on Legion World? Ahyone? I know Space Ranger had some ideas, but we need to find him first...
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I think Thora has been holding Ranger in a submissive position.
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Looks like we'll finally find some closure to Thora, Giant Robotic Gay Man and Evil Queen on that mission.
Anyone else having any trouble that they need to bring to the Head of Security?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Anyone else having any trouble that they need to bring to the Head of Security? Yeah, where's Dev/Furball been at? How am I supposed to whup his moth-eaten arse if he doesn't show up to play? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (notice the missing dorsal fin <sniff>)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Openning new file: Re: Emerald Empress.
Currently, Semi is acting very out of character. Though I hope to give EE the benefit of the doubt, mind-control cannot be ruled out. Otherwise, how can one account for a gay man like Semi who is in a relationship with Vee taking a shower with the Emerald Empress.
Hm, have to talk to Space Ranger about this...
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Re: Emerald Empress (confidential)
Entry 1, This incident may be far less than it seems, but does require some delicate handling.
First the Empress apears to have been applying for a position at the Starfield Room (Traditionally disposed Royalty Figures fit those type positions very well) and in the course of demonstrating her potential effectiveness, Roughed up Vee, Slightly.
Semi is very overprotective when it comes to Vee. He overreacted to the demonstration and caught the Empress off guard and embarrassed her.
It is possible that Semi used Bi-Beer voluntarily so that he could placate the Empress, and avert a bad situation. He may also have spiked the other drinks out of a need to disguise his true intentions.
(confidential file, do not release)
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(It is also Possible that pigs can learn to fly)
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Helloooo!
Hmm, no one seems to be here. Oh well! Since this is going to be my new place of employment I may as well start to get acclimated.
Wonder which one will be my desk?
Oh, now this one is very nice, dark rich mahogany with brushed gold and silver inlays and tigerwood details! Just lovely!!!
And this seat is so comfy! Yes I could definitely see myself working at THIS desk. Well I may as well see what cases we're working on so I'm up to speed when I talk with that dear, sweet Cobie later. What a cutie he is! I can't wait to see what developes over drinks tonight!
shuffle, shuffle
GASP!
So he thinks he can schmooze with me and make me think he likes me when all the while he's
investigating me!!! Well, of all the nerve! And I was really beginning to like him! At least Space Ranger seems to believe in me.
I'll just have to teach Cobalt Kid a lesson and show him that it's not nice to fool with the Emerald Empress! And then I think I might have that cute Ranger over for dinner and ... teehee, I haven't thought about THAT in a long time. I sure hope he's recovered from his ordeal with that FemiHussy, because he's going to need all his energy with me!
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Hello, Empress
Cobalt told me you might be around today. Welcome to the office.
Hmmm... Doesn't look like He's ordered the new furnature yet. We were thinking of a Green Naltorian Titwood desk with matching chair for you.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(after I move the open files)
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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Hello, Empress
Cobalt told me you might be around today. Welcome to the office.
Hmmm... Doesn't look like He's ordered the new furnature yet. We were thinking of a Green Naltorian Titwood desk with matching chair for you.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(after I move the open files) Sounds wonderous, Spacey dear! You don't mind if I call you that do you?
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Not to be formal Empress, but Spacey sounds too much like my brother, I usually answer to Ranger, or Range.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!
(Hmmm... Nice Cleavage)
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Hello Ranger, Empress! Nice to see you! Just pick any desk Empress that you like, although you may not want my office, there is still a mess in there from when Thora stopped by a few weeks ago... Empress, I need to talk to you about Semi-Transparant Fellow. You see, I really don't like being sneaky, so the best way is for this to come right out into the open. How could you...when he is...and Vee...and...know what I mean? I hope there really is no misunderstanding, I really do like you . Ooh, and Ranger is a big fan of the Bills if you want to get to know him better!
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Originally posted by Space Ranger:
Not to be formal Empress, but Spacey sounds too much like my brother, I usually answer to Ranger, or Range.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!!
(Hmmm... Nice Cleavage) Spacey also reminds me of my dear departed wife Space Tart. That was my name for her... I think I'll stick with Ranger
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Would you settle for Rangey? It could be my little pet name for you.
So tell me, you poor thing, how ARE you feeling? I understand you went through quite a painful & traumatic ordeal at the hands of that FemiHussy! Why, if I could get my hands on her she learn not to mess with any of my dearest friends. And to think she wears green all the time! Why it's almost enough for me to change my name and ensemble!
But she really can't pull it off like I can. Green on Thora made her look nauseous, while on me...well no need to tell you! You can see for yourself!
Spins around and pullss her bodice down ever so slightly
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Ummm... Hmmm... Tell you what Empress. I don't think anyone can pull green clothing off quite the way you can.  That didn't come off... I mean out... I...  What I ment was... You look great, and yes I think I'm fully recovered. But later, if you want... you can check me out... With your EYE I mean... Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Must control funny urges)
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I absolutely insist! I'm very worried about your wellbeing Rangey dear! Why don't we meet at SHAKES a little later and after you take me to dinner we can go back to my place and I can give you the once over...two or three times at least, just to be perfectly sure!
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Mmmm... Ko... I... OK... Fiveish good for you?
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Perfect, Rangey dear! I'll see you then. Hope you're ready for a good time because I DO like to have fun!
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OK, See you then.
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(pull yourself... together boy)
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Just thought I'd pop in and see how the Empress is doing on her first day at work. No hard feelings, I hope. You do understand, don't you. It wasn't you - it was me. I hope we can still be friends.
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Certainly, Semi dear! Surely you know I'm not one to hold a grudge. But this is a slightly inappropriate place to be discussing the matter, don't you think? Why don't we continue this deliteful conversation when your next scheduled turn on call in my harem comes up. It will give us something to do while we're together.
Oh, and thank you so much for stopping by to see me on my first day at work. I really appreciate it, darling. But you must excuse me, I'm supposed to be meeting someone over at you establishment. Perhaps you would be a gentleman and escort me there?
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