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Re: Cobalt's Office of Security - Original Silver Age Thread!
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Brownies????? Now you've got my attention! tongue


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This one does not... bake...


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Don't worry Mantis, we can find other ways to heat things up smile

How about we all finish this plant and head over to SHAKES for a few drinks. I really should keep this office for official business. Or for sexual activity...

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Sexual activity!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!


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Current unresolved mysteries of Legion World:

Winema Wazzo- why is she here, is it the real Winema Wazzo

Mantis- what is the great evil that she has warned us of?

Royal Inquisitor- who was this, is he/she still around

Tarik the Mute- where has he gone now that everyone has left his academy (and his android too)

Thora's invasion- is she all talk and just need another good bonking?

any others?

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Current unresolved mysteries of Legion World:

Winema Wazzo- why is she here, is it the real Winema Wazzo

Mantis- what is the great evil that she has warned us of?

Royal Inquisitor- who was this, is he/she still around

Tarik the Mute- where has he gone now that everyone has left his academy (and his android too)

Thora's invasion- is she all talk and just need another good bonking?

any others?
What's Arachne's deep dark secret that LMP Enquirer is going to reveal. The secret so deep, so dark that even Arachne isn't privy to it?????? eek eek eek


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Why does that hunky Cobalt Kid want to talk to poor little old me?


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About any weapons or contraband you may have on you miss Empress. No, I don't mean the Emerald Eye wink .

Care for a strip search?

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Do not think I have forgotten you, comely inferior male.

My invasion of Legion World has merely been postponed due to unexpected circumstances.

It seems that I am now heavy with the fruits of your comely yet inferior loins.

Because of this, my Femizon Warriors have been ordered to capture you only, not castrate.

Upon your capture, you and I shall be... married.

And then it is off to the labor camp with you until I have desire of your loins again.

And do not think that pretender to a throne known as Crujectra will save you, either.

A Taltaran pregnancy lasts 63 noonars, which is the space-equivalent to 2 of your earth-months.

The invasion will immedietely follow. I suggest you have your affairs in order by then, inferior father-to-be.


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Uh...help!!!

Crujeckie, Space Ranger, Royal Guardsmen and LMBers, don't let her marry me! I think I can defeat her in battle, and even stop the invasion, but the thought of being forced into marriage makes me want to be safer than sorry! LMBers, stand by my side!!!

Oh, and Thora, if you want, I'll take care of the lil' Tyke! My last kid ending up turning into an evil demon or something lke that smile

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If the child is female, she shall be raised on Taltar as a Queen.

If the child is male, it shall be given over to the slave camps for care and be brought before it's mother at space-puberty to be auctioned to a Fem-Clan.

Do not think your Legion World associates shall stop this, comely male. My warriors will be under order to castrate every male that attempts to aid you!!

You have made your bed, comely repugnant one... now lie in it!!!!


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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*Best Jack Nicholson impression from the Shining*

Thora! Darling! Light of my life! I'm need that baby if it's a boy!


LMBPers we have an emergency! Not only do we need to stop Thora from invading, from marrying me, from mass castration, but I need to get my child back before A) it's a boy and a slave or B) it's a girl and a man hater! Help me LMBers, help me!!

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Uh, Cobalt... if this is a bad time I can come back later... but I think you should know something...


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For heaven's sake, Cobie... when WILL you learn how to use a condom? If you are going to insist on hopping into bed with every bizarre, large-assed, small-boobed, borderline lesbian dominatrix invader that comes along, WRAP IT UP, STOOPID!


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I asked him to wear a space-contraceptive device, and he assured me as he roughly hurled me across his office desk and stradded me that "everything would be okay".

So naturally, I assume his forced marriage and upcoming existence in a slave camp will be "okay".

THORA out... for now.


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Well, since there is currently speculation as to whether or not his deceased wife is really deceased, marriage might be a bit of a problem, oh Queen of the Trailer Park...


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When will Cobie learn...


Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

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That's right, Crujectra... take the side of the males.

You're nothing more than a Sperm Bank to them, you know.

/turns off transmitter to Legion World/


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Leave the Princess out this.


Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

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Thora is scary PLEASE!!!!!!


Hey Thora hon, could you bake us a cake or something???


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Just wait till Furball shows up...


Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.

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DAMN it, Cobalt!!!! I know I taught you better than this!

Who knew that when I fixed you up with Princess No-Protection, it would lead to THIS!!!


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CK, you should have listened! A little bi-beer every now and again and you wouldn't be in this mess. tongue

Oh well, you know you can count me in and I'm sure Semi will help when he gets back also

Vee


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Well, since there is currently speculation as to whether or not his deceased wife is really deceased, marriage might be a bit of a problem, oh Queen of the Trailer Park...
Please, sister dear, don't refer to her with a royal title even in jest!


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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
About any weapons or contraband you may have on you miss Empress. No, I don't mean the Emerald Eye wink .

Care for a strip search?
Certainly, come here so I can start stripping you, Cobalicious One! And don't you worry, dear one, my Eye can handle that FemiHussy with one Eyelid shut.


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