Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Deeply disturbing developments

It is not my desire to alarm any of the freedom-loving sentients here at Legion World, but recent events demand that I speak out.

Just now, the patrons and owner of the Legion World bar, SHAKES, have been assaulted by the crazed maniac known as Space Ranger. Though he claims to have U.P. Science Police authority, he is certainly not acting like a duly-appointed law enforcement official. Instead, he has shot up the bar, attempting to detain a badly-wounded Mr. Frostfyre with no due process and for no crime. When the bloody and delirious Mr. Fyre reacted, Mr. Ranger immediately opened fire on he AND Mr. Fellow, the proprietor of the establishment.

My fellow Legion Worlders, we CANNOT allow this attack on personal liberties and even happy hour at SHAKES itself to go unpunished! I demand for a formal censure of Mr. Space Ranger by the Crujectra administration, and an extradition of Mr. Ranger back into U.P. territory, where the REAL Science Police will take him into custody. We cannot allow this deranged faux-policeman to run amok any longer!

Vote Winema!

I'm suddenly feeling a strange urge to kill all carbon-based life....

You need to resist those urges, Lash.

Unless, of course, you're planning to visit a Space-WalMart.

The conspiracy thickens..........

The carbon-based space-shoppers must die!!!! *tee hee!*

Say it ain't so........

I hope not.

The space-shoppers aren't the threat....

???????? Do Tell???

Now THIS is disturbing...! I've suddenly got hooters and a vagina!

Disturbing to who?

Are you making a pass at me...?

I couldn't have been. I wasn't stuttering.

Bwahahahaha!!!! This is hysterical!

Lookit these things wiggle when I jump up and down!

My master would like the human which posts on this message board as MLLASH Lass to know that the onset of puberty can be a tumultuous, confusing time in a young human's life. As an experienced guidance councillor, my master is trained to deal with troubled youths, especially super-powered troubled youths.

Perhaps you would be interested in attending my master's school?

I dunno, dude... you remind me of that freay bastard Android-MLLASH.

I think I'll just hang out here and play with my tits for the nonce.

I could instruct you on how to use the various pieces of equipment if you so desired Ms. Lash, dear.

Well.... you're ususally a bit too hoity-toity for my tastes, Empy... but I *Am* getting desperate.

Okay, so.... how come when I pee now it goes right onto the floor...?

I'm speechless. You have now truly outdone yourself. I see that I'm going to have to accompany you to the bathroom every time on the train next July so you don't get kicked off.

Gosh, I hope I'm a guy again by then!

Yes, all of Legion World is "a hopin' and a wishin'" that you will be, "hill-billy-boy-girl-tin-man-tuna-can".

I'm no hillbilly... I own at least 20 pairs of shoes!

'Course, they were made for my man-feet and now I've got these teeny tiny woman-feet....

Omigod! We've GOT to go SHOE-SHOPPING!!

Cashman's it is!!

*sigh* Turning over a new leaf and becoming a part of respectible society sure leaves much to be desired!

Well silly-billy, all hill folk wimmin own 20 pairs of shoes. Them hills is murder on the heels.

Quin, the only reason one has to shop for shoes is to compensate for the things that are lacking in the rest of one's life (I was told this by an honest to goodness woman, totally in touch with herself and her body - and i have no reason to disbelieve her, especially since she told me that no matter how fat you get, you can always shop for shoes)

Em, don't dispair. You're a beautiful woman and the rewards of civilized behavior will soon be realized.

Oh, you're too stuffy. Kick up your cha-cha heels!! It'll be just like a movie!!