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<a small robot enters>

Greetings playa! I'm S.H.A.G., the robot sidekick of Cobalt Kid!

He's requested that you stand down and free the prisoners you've kidnapped--you've underestimated the enemies you be makin'.

He'll meet you at a nuetral location, outside this bar, at your earliest request.

So? What's it gonna be playboy?

<S.H.A.G. hovers there, a small gold robot about the size of a football>

<The S.H.A.G. robot is encased in a cube of frozen time and floats up next to the others "Trophies">

Does Cobalt Kid think I'm completely STUPID?!?

<span style="font-size: 30px;">I want you HERE Cobalt, HERE where MY Power is SUPREME!!</span>

You'll come, eventually...

and then you'll die...

<as Slim has suggested, a figure resembling an old-school Lard Lad floats suspended in frozen time with the others>

<Is this Lard Lad Robot? If so, what was it Hyvvie found in Lardy's Lair?>

<In an abandoned building across the street from Club Cobalt in Chains the LW Security Office has established a secure location.>

Gramps set this place up just after the Bar first appeared.

Make yourselves comfy people we might have along wait... Nobody and No-One are under orders to find out as much as possible.

Lt Hutch Starsky and Sgt Duke Dvron will have the GenCar assault squad assembled soon, they're going in first when we are ready.

<arrives with Invisible Brainiac>

Excellent. At last we can have this long-overdue confrontation.

[aside]Stop staring My, he's just a security officer like you[/aside]

If only there was some way we could figure out where that Bar draws its powers from. None of our sensors work, and Pagan Lass would have had better luck against magic. It seems much more cosmic than it appears.

pop

um...Howdy?

<glares at Cobalt for a brief moment>

I heard you guys could use some help, and I certainly have an interest in the situation so...room for one more?

<grins>

Hm...

<considers>

Lardy, this is an odd mission. Its complicated and all I can tell you is that its dangerous. If you do come, you have to listen to every order Everyday Girl gives you and follow it to a 'T'. Are you prepared to do that?

<looks at Everyday Girl, who is giggling with My Whee Fem over Invisible Brainiac>

I mean, really? Essentially, she's the boss until this mission is over. Or you could end up frozen on the wall...or much, much worse.

As to why EDG is leading this mission...well, I didn't explain it to her own grandfather, so you'd have to just trust me.

<smiles>

You're my friend, okay? One of the very few I have left. If you're putting yourself on the line and trusting Britney, I'm with you. Though...

[whispers to him]...there's definitely an issue I've come across that I'll need to discuss with you...[/whisper]

...when the time is right.

Look, I'm a soldier, Des...I can take orders! What do you...or should I say what does Britney...want me to do?

Mr Cobalt, Mr Lard, the boys are back, you might want to listen to their report. I'm gonna make them visible and audible to everyone...

Nobody, No-One, With friends mode, full sight and sound. Code: India Mike Poppa Two.

<18 in tall versions of Cobalt Kid and EDE appear hovering just above Britney's shoulders.>

I think I should be included in this little "War Council."

Don't you agree... Cobalt?

Ohmygod! Gramps...

I umm... like... I can... explain

Abin!

[Thought Balloon]Crap! I love the guy but he's gonna screw everything up. With Pagan being held captive he's so scared for Brit's safety he can't think straight. maybe I can distract him...[/TB]

Hush Up Boss, Frick n' Frack are ready to give their report... Shush... Even Cobie an' Lardy are keepin' their mouths shut. You can chew us all out later...

Nobody: Not good, not good at all

No-One: [snickering]The pretty Blue Lady was gonna pull his head out of his ass, that would have fixed him...[/snickering]

Nobody: Boss Witch is awake, time doesn't work the same for her, she says this jerk is bad news and needs to be put down like a... dog with a foamy mouth?

No-One: She also says the kid is old enough, and tougher than you think old man so let her do what needs to be done...

She's awake!?!? She knows what's going on...

Oh My God...

Abin, you have to let Brittney proceed. You know you must.

<puts hand on shoulder>

I know you'll never forgive me for this. But she's more like Space Ranger than you or I have ever been. She can do this.

<looks away>

Spacey...I'm so sorry...

Abin, we both have loved ones in there. You need to stand back a moment...

Nobody: The whole place is wired...

No-One: ...the time freeze thing is everywhere in there.

Nobody: He just thinks at it...

No-One: ...and it freezes whoever he wants.

Nobody: And he's got some nasties hanging around waiting...

No-One: Like the guys who beat up Mistress's Daddy.

Nobody: We want those two for ourselves.

No-One: And there's the goat man who want's to buy the blue lady...

Nobody: and the wizard guy who wants to skin the cat...

Hold it guys...

Cobalt! Abin!

ARE YOU TWO LISTENING!

Jeshus H. Christmas!

No-One: It's cool Sword Girl...

Nobody: Mistress is listening...

No-One: ...and Boss Witch says she needs to put a bullet into the thing that looks like Gladys...

Nobody: ...but isn't real.

No-One: And we want you to let Goat-Man and the slimy lizard wizard get what they want so...

Nobody: we can watch them get their tails kicked good.

Both: But WE get the twins!

Brit... Are they done?

I can sense them up there. Here's hoping for the best...

[enters Slim's Club and saunters up to the bar directly opposite Slim]

Greetings sentinent. May I have something cold to quench my thirst? Perhaps a Green Dragon ale, if you have one.

I think so...

Gramps? Mr Cobalt? Mr Lardy? Invisible Brainiac?

Got any questions for them?

They're alomost ready to begin their assault. When they do, I'll need to be ready

[a very faint green mist begins to seep into Slim's. So faint that only someone attuned to it would notice it.]

One Green Dragon Ale...

A Time Slip? In Here?

<Seals the Bar>

Wanna try that again, Pal?

I don't know you, so mebbie you don't know where you are...

But in here, time follows my rules...

I don't know what a Time Slip is, pal and as far as I know Time doesn't follow anyone's rules much less those of a mere bartender!

I simply came in here to have a drink and relax on such a hot day. I you don't care to earn my credits, I can take them someplace else.

[outside of the bar]

Brit, whatever you need, I'll do it. My Lard Force might indeed come in handy!

{OOC: I'm off to work! Just have Lardy say or do what you need him to!}