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You don't believe in a Spirit of Vengence. Your religion is "the Cult of the Ancient Engineer".

Yes I don't believe that the Spectre is the Spirit of Vengeance.

But she is undeniably smoking hot. She came to me told me to execute her will and then touched me. I had an orgiastic experience and decided it would be a good idea to obey.

And she told you to release Glamour Puss. I'm sure she had good reason. What about Lucien Lad? How are we supposed to get him back?

Err yah, I had a hard time following what she was telling me even before she rocked my world. Her manner of speech is very confusing.

Something else else about going to Earth-4 to rescue Lucien Lad then forcing Lucien Lad to merge with Glamour Puss, to make the ultimate weapon against whatever's causing all this.

So she touched ya, and now you're her puppy? I'm not pleased.

I'd take this seriously. I've read about the Spectre and when she tells you to do something, you'd best do it.

He doesn't even believe the Spectre has powers...

Oh her powers were real all right. Let's prepare, lets see if we can round up a crew.

Has anyone read up on this earth-4 type place. If not I need to do some research at the SUDL.

The only Earth-4 I ever read about was a place where a bunch of people with whom I, for some reason, associate the word "Charlton" lived. But this was a long time ago.

LAM strides in to the Command Centre, demanding: "Hey, no fair having all this conflict without moi...and i am not without "influence" of a sort

Now, what is all this about Tamper Lad turning duplicitous on us? Why did he free Gaylypso?"

The Spectre told him to. And now we're supposed to go to Earth-4 to find Lucien Lad. Hey, do you suppose that if, Glamour Puss is the evil Lucien Lad from Earth-4, then there are evil duplicates of all of us there--or a good one of Tamper Lad?

I am greatly concerned that the influence of a parallel universe full of evil twins will exhort my Psyche-self to betray you all - and i don't want that to happen!

I am back, with information. Earth 4 is a reality very much like this one. However the LMB there is known as the SMB.

Glamour Puss is one of their greatest foes. Many Legion Worlders have counterparts there. The SMB are all honorary members of our LMB. We could probably enlist their help.

LAM interrupts: "You can't fool us, Tamper Lad...The Spectre had her wicked way with you and i sense your information is based what she told you to say - its a ruse to get us off-planet so Red Bee's plan to abduct Everyday Girl will go without a hitch...and he and his nefarious band of nasties will have free reign over Legion World".

The assembly turns to Tamper Lad, eyes wide with uncertainty and/or suspicion...

Very well, if you feel that way LAM you don't have to come. You can help against the villains here. But I will do the Spectre's bidding and rescue Lucien Lad.

If you notice Nova had planned to go do this anyway. Now if you excuse me, I have some more prepartions to make. Anyone that wants to join the mission volunteer. I'll be off in my study preparing.

Nobody accuses me of cowardice....NOBODY!!!!!

*LAM glares at Tamper Lad who continues to make plans*

This is getting out of hand - the invasion of the lune-a-ticks, the antics of Glamour Puss/Gaylypso and his time-warping and now Red Bee's plans of domination...

*LAM's face is a myriad of conflicting emotions* and he thinks: This is all so confusing - should i go or should i stay??? If i had IB's ability to replicate it would be a snap to do two things at once...But time is of the essence - and i owe my allegiance to Queen Connie and the other feline denizens of Legion World....and yet Bevis/Lucien Lad is a trusted ally who must be freed from his inter-dimensional prison...

Very well, Tamper Lad - I will join you in your effort to free our comrade!

TL you jerk, I hate you and your logic.

I'm coming.

Count me in! I've always wanted to go to a parallel world. One question: What does "SMB" stand for?

Society of Message Board Heroes, I guess.

Very good then let us make the preparations. We'll set out as soon as we're ready.

Of course! Evil or otherwise, you are a genius, Tamper Lad!

My apologies, Tamper Lad - i should have read my guide-book on "heroes pretending to be villains, but still pretending to be hero-villains"

Wow! The story of LMB's trip to Earth-4 and their encounter with the SMB is amazing! You can read about it here!

Faraway Lad appears with Harbinger.

“Listen Tamper Lad if you try to open a transdimensional gateway to Earth 4 with your science you’ll fail, or worse open up the dimensional rift again and let the ticks back in.

As you know my connection with the Faraway Force alone gives me the opportunity to open up portals between the worlds. It’s not easy but I can do it with some time to prepare”.

Looking around the room at the assembled heroes Far smiles and seems to reach a decision.

“I’ll do it but I need some help, Can someone get me the following ingredients and send out a call for all available LMBP members to assemble here”.

Nova Girl turns to a computer and punches up the quartermaster’s stores inventory, also at the same time sending out an all hands alarm and assemble whilst managing to look cool calm and alluring all at the same time.

“Ah, it’s Nova Girl I believe, we have not yet been formally introduced” says Faraway at his most old world charming as he takes her hand and gently kisses it, “still that particular pleasure shall have to await a more relaxing time, we have work to do. Please order me up a large leather Queen Anne chair, a small library table with a lamp. I’ll need a decanted bottle of 1977 colhieta port from the Taylor Fladgate shipping company. Once they are here and the rest of the group arrive for the mission we can begin”

I say let me blast them all, and have the accountant sort the expenses later!

Of course, it should really go without mentioning that the way I got here in the first place is the dimensional rift that has opened up in lucien Lad's multi-spacial Palace, which is also where put him when i abducted him. Not sure where I put him though, he may have fallen through the rift it somewhere completely else apart from Earth 4. I kinda stopped paying attention once I dumped him.

Oooh, hang on, even though i have been set free by the will of the LMBP Spectre I should probably make myself scarce again in case LAM tries the whole traquiliser dart trick again.

>Gay-lipso scarpers quickly<